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• Seriously This Is Not How Hockey Works ×

1. You Keep Coming Up with Reasons by Anonymous

   Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types

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   2026-04-17

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov/Svetlana Vetrova
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Patrice Drapeau
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Hayden Pike
   • Gilbert Comeau
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Yuna Hollander
   • David Hollander
   • Original Characters
   • The Shane/Ilya/Svetlana Love Triangle No One Was Asking For
   • Shane's Beautiful Mind Redefining the Concept of Friends with Benefits
   • Racism
   • Queerphobia
   • Homophobia
   • All the Isms
   • Sports Culture from the POV of a Couch Potato (Me)
   • Making Stuff Up About Hockey
   • Seriously This Is Not How Hockey Works
   • Industrial Grade Gutter Racism Towards Black and Asian Men
   • Infidelity
   • Content Notes at Chapter End Notes
   • Group Chats
   • Slurs
   • Sexting
   • Shane's Issues with Food

   Shane Hollander won the Stanley Cup (the first one of his career, mind you) and he will enjoy the MLH awards. No scandal on Earth will take his triumph away from him. Or his much deserved hook up with his rival and now friend, Ilya Rozanov.

   • Part 9 of Hope You're Not Waiting For Me to Wait For You

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