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Leaning over Shane was a man. He had dark hair and was annoyingly handsome, the sort who looked like he’d never struggled with a grammatical case in his life.
Shane laughed. Ilya turned his head.
That was his husband. His Shane. His beautifully focused Shane, with the scattered freckles and the adorable way he leaned into a problem. And he was gifting that hard-won laugh to a stranger.
Ilya is happy Shane is learning Russian. He just wasn’t prepared for how it would feel to watch someone else teach him, correct him, and make him laugh.
Ilya reacts normally. Which is to say: not at all.
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Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men? Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.
- Part 5 of the secret society of stick handlers
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Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.
- Part 1 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
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Shane’s bad luck has been causing little fires everywhere. Literally. The local firefighter who keeps coming to his rescue is incredibly hot. Not that it matters.
- Part 1 of Hollanov One-Shots
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“Hey man, did the LASIK already fade? Thought it was supposed to last longer—my sister was thinking about it, and I told her how well it went for you and Jonesy.”
Hunter looks up from the table, confused, “Huh? No, my eyes are great. Still recommend it.”
“Oh, I saw the contact lens solution, and I thought…” Carter trails off. He suddenly realizes he’s prying, something he hates doing in general but learned long ago not to do with Hunter specifically. Hunter opens his mouth and then shuts it. His whole face looks like a rabbit caught in crosshairs.
“I, that was,” he stammers, pauses for a beat. “My cousin visited. Thanksgiving. She forgot hers, and I bought some for her.”
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Carter Vaughn does not want to pry. But he does want to know what's going on.
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing. No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting. The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting). Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect. Now available in Russian
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Not like the real thing by galaxo
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-26
“Boring?” Shane asked, heart in his throat. The wet thumb on his chin stroked his bottom lip lightly, almost reverently, and Shane tried not to feel too light-headed from that simple touch. “No,” Ilya finally replied quietly, his gaze melting into something unbearably warm as it took Shane apart. “Boring is better.” Fuck, who let him say things like this? “I’ll find you one. A good replacement. No more smoking.” “Hollander,” Ilya deadpanned. “I will not suck your dick every time I want cigarette.” Shane made a show of rolling his eyes, trying—and failing—not to blush at Ilya’s crude language. “Fuck you. I wasn’t saying that." Or, Ilya starts smoking again, and Shane suggests lollipops to help him quit. It might be the best and worst idea he's ever had.
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Ilya (12:22 AM): What does your soul mark say? Shane (12:24 AM): Really? Ilya (12:24 AM): Yes, really. It has been 24 minutes since it appeared Ilya (12:40 AM): Hello?!?!?! Shane (12:41 AM): I was getting off the bus you impatient prick. Are you always this annoying? Ilya (12:42 AM): Yes. You know this, now tell me. Shane (12:44 AM): Okay. Ilya (12:48 AM): WHAT DOES YOUR SOUL MARK SAY?? Shane (12:49 AM): IT JUST SAYS OKAY! Ilya (12:50 AM): It's me, I knew it 🥰 OR In a world where your soulmate's first words appear on your body on your 20th birthday, Shane Hollander is disappointed to have gotten such a mundane word. Ilya Rozanov is thrilled. Now available in Russian thanks to the incredible withergloww!!
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“What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?” Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster. Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?” Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem
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Ilya turned slightly toward the reporter. “Shane won’t say this, but it’s true. When your captain is calm, you don’t panic. You just… follow him.”
The reporter blinked. “You’re talking about Shane’s leadership?”
Ilya’s smile was devastating. “I am talking about my husband.”
The room sucked in a collective breath. Husband. Said as if they were discussing muffin recipes.
On the internet: Breaking: Shane Hollander maintains perfect composure while his teammate professes eternal devotion live on air.
Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.
Translated into Chinese
- Part 1 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Who in the fuck would give Ilya Rozanov a baby? Not Ilya Rozanov, that’s for fucking sure.
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Ilya Rozanov falls in love.
- Part 1 of Hollanov fics
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"You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused. Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?" "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing." "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together." "You know what you're doing." Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie." BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
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“Okay,” Shane said. “Let’s just keep it friendly, yeah?”
Ilya gifted him a smile. “For you, always fun.” Then he added, “Also, Pike, you play this very badly. Like hockey.”
Hayden launched himself to his feet. “Oh, I’m sorry, is this coming from the guy who flops like a dying fish every time someone skates near him?”
Shane has a problem: his boyfriend and his best friend hate each other. His solution is forced bonding through board games, charity work, cooking classes, movie nights, and a double date.
Or: Five times Shane tried to make Ilya and Hayden bond, and one time they accidentally did.
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Ilya gave Shane the ugliest fucking orange lamp as a well-meaning gift. Now Shane wants it gone, just like how the man who gave it to him is.
Set during The Long Game, with Ilya unable to contact Shane after the emergency landing. Shane believes he's dead, spirals, and then smashes some lamps.
This wasn’t meant to be taken seriously but it took a turn and I was powerless to stop it.- Part 2 of Lovely Lights
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Fanfic Etiquette by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-21
H: I can't believe I have to explain to you why you can't write RPF about yourself and your husband TO POST ON THE INTERNET.
I: Harris, this is very poor fanfiction etiquette.
I: YSINMS
I: Ship and let ship, Harris.Or, Harris tries to get Ilya to stop writing fanfiction and instead gets lessons in appropriate fanfic etiquette.
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there lived a certain man in Russia long ago by blankjournals
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-21
Ilya pivots smoothly and turns towards Shane, raising one dark eyebrow. If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin' Come and jump on it His jacket comes off next, and he drops it carelessly on the floor. The tank comes off, slow and sensual, as if his body is fighting him to keep it on. It doesn't drop to the floor. This time, Ilya hurls it across the bed. Shane laughs despite himself as he catches it, resists the hysterical urge to sniff it and quickly tosses it aside, “You asshole, what if that hit my glasses—” Ilya continues undeterred, hands trailing up his chest, and Shane's breath catches, his body heating as his nerves spark to life. Ilya’s hands make their way to his curls, where he squeezes them with both hands as he thrusts his crotch up in the air. Shane snickers, then he falls back against his pillows as a breathless sound erupts from him again. Inspired by yet another tweet from @paulasoldestson. OR, Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself.
- Part 2 of hollanov's playlist
- Part 2 of social media and chat fics
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yours, until the poets run out of rhyme by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
THE CENTAURS ARE MLH CUP CHAMPIONS @justahockeygirl
Dad: I saw your hockey players were trending on Twitter.
Me: SHANE POSTED ABOUT ILYA AND BROKE INSTAGRAM.
Dad: That sounds nice, sweetie.------------------------
Mel Henderson (they/them) @HiItsMel
I love my job, but can the gays just give me ONE DAY OF PEACE?????------------------------
paige 🌈🐎🏹 @paige_on_the_pk
We are being FED!! First the pictures from Game 5, then the parade, and now this? Man, I fucking love being a Centaurs fan.—
Or, the internet reacts to Shane's post about Ilya. Chaos ensues, followed by tooth-rotting sweetness.
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Ilya just looked him up and down slowly. “You do realize you’re wearing my coat right now, yes?”
Shane glanced down at the sleeves covering his knuckles. “Oh. Huh. Must have grabbed it by mistake. We have similar… builds.”
Shane does not steal. Unfortunately, Ilya keeps leaving jackets behind, and Shane keeps reaching for clothes that aren’t his - clothes that smell like smoke and safety.
This is not a problem. It’s just a reasonable coping mechanism for bad games, and it definitely isn’t intimacy. Right?
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(Not) Too Hot to Handle: Ilya Rozanov Version by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-18
People on the internet defend Ilya Rozanov's slut era? It's a Twitter crack fic, sue me.
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