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  1. Shane and Hayden can't resist playing a little prank on the internet, and on Ilya

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    #82247711
  2. Tweet by @OttawaCentaursOfficial
    March 1, 2022

    You asked, we…did something slightly different. Tune into our Instagram starting next week for Centaurs on Centaurs, a brand new series of short episodes where you’ll get to see your favorite hockey players interview each other!

    Or, the Ottawa Centaurs' version of Actors on Actors.

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  3. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Questions arise about the timeline of the Hollander-Rozanov affair and Hollander’s sudden exit from the Montreal Metros after cryptic post: see more

    -or-

    Social media crashes out after the reveal of how long Hollanov have really been together.

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  4. rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this


    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips


    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017


    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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  5. Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
    Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!

    audrey @mrslucahaas
    Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?

    sj ❦ @shaydenstan
    Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.

    Or: the Centaurs (+ Shane) take New York

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  6. After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. He promised Shane he would delete anything incriminating, but they didn't define what that meant.

    For Ilya, who doesn't care if the world knows Shane Hollander is his friend (after all isn't that what the plan is for), it means he deleted every sext and mushy I-love-you texts between them.

    So now the world is figuring out that the sport's biggest rivals are friends...

    Set in Jan. 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic (take 2) (- no need to read take 1 (first) though).

     

    Or: Shane and Ilya's text get leaked, luckily they deleted anything incriminating and now they're outed as friends.

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    AO3:
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  7. Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya Rose: ??? Shane: Trust me Shane: Just get it Rose: Why? Shane: You are probably cursed. or Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    AO3:
    #81246331
  8. It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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  9. @MHL Gossip @MHLGossip

    BREAKING: An audio posted by an anonymous source reveals that Boston Captain Ilya Rozanov is currently BLACKMAILING Montreal Captain Shane Hollander with what he calls an ‘incriminating photo’. Fans are left wondering just what the so called ‘Golden Boy’ of the MHL could have done and how does Rozanov have such a photo?

     

    @montrealbabes 

    FUCK

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  10. Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

    -

    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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  11. After a disastrous dinner date with Shane and Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike is determined to become the best ally the bisexual community has ever dreamed of... up to and including accidentally coming out as bisexual himself.

    Social media is... confused?

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  12. Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
    Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

    -or-

    Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

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  13. Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

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  14. Jane and Lily caught by

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    2026-03-17

    It's all Marly's fault.

    He just had to mention 'Jane from Montreal' during an interview. And then JJ went and tweeted about 'Boston Lily'.

    And sure, Shane and Ilya are out and married now, but there are some things they had managed to keep private, their burner twitter accounts for one. But with the names Jane and Lily out there and their apparent 'very recognizable talking patterns' it took the internet 0.5 seconds to find them. And now Shane and Ilya have to deal with their friends publicly reacting to things they thought would forever remain anonymous.

    Surprising everyone, Ilya is the one suffering the most.

    Or.

    The Admirals, Metros and Raiders react to Hollanov burner accounts tweets.

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  15. Set during The Long Game

    When Troy first joined the Centaurs, Ilya hadn't exactly been thrilled and in the moment he had decided to save his phone number under a not so flattering name... which he never changed, that is until Troy, almost a year later and by now close friends with Ilya, finds out and demands for his contact name to be changed. Ilya eventually agrees but of course he doesn't make it easy for Troy, who will have to win a bet in order for his wish to be granted.

    Feat a small conversation between Ilya and Shane in chapter 1 and a slight side dish of social media-twitter reactions in chapter 2

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  16. When the Ottawa Centaurs' social media representative Frieda Kampell accidentally reposts information on endometriosis from the official team account, she could never guess that they would end up here: The Centaurs are facing a period cramp simulator for a video!

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  17. Set after my previous fic "The Whole Time", can be read as a stand-alone but it will make more sense if you read that one first. Both are also set post The Long Game.

    It's Ilya's turn for his own Wired Autocomplete Interview and, unlike Shane, he refuses to run his mouth... or that was the plan at least... whether he's successful or not, that's up for debate.

    Including, once more: lots of teasing, lame jokes, cursing, viral tweets, trending hashtags and one exasperated Shane Hollander.

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  18. Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him. Or. Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.

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  19. Loose Lips Sink Ships by

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    2026-03-13

    "Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."

    "And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."

    The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.

    "That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.

    The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.

    Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.

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  20. The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.

    He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.

    The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.

    In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…

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    AO3:
    #80509116
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