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  1. 21 Questions by

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    2026-04-01

    Hollander didn't realise that letting his teammates play twenty-one questions about who he was dating would be so intense. Within minutes the entire room of adult men goes from supporting him coming out as gay, to NHL-level detectives. Hollander watches in real time as they connect the dots: Same league... Rival team... European...

    "Oh my god is it-"

    or

    Hollander comes out, gets accepted (I'm choosing to ignore canon) and is then immediately roasted for having the worst possible taste in men (affectionately.)

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  2. the pda police by

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    2026-04-01

    Roz We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active Hazy I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO Shane @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday? Shane That’s not that much, is it? Dykstra I can’t tell if you’re joking or not???? Shane How often is normal? Roz Shut up Roz Everyone is banned from speaking Roz No more talking (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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  3. it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by

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    2026-03-31

    Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

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  4. mistakes have been made by

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    2026-03-30

    Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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  5. Love in the Time of Situationships and Worm Curses by

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    2026-03-28

    Kiss, Ilya had managed to write in the dirt.

    "Rozanov, you are literally a worm."

    (or “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” except Ilya has been cursed to actually become a worm and they haven’t admitted they love each other yet.)

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  6. Kissing Centaurs by

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    2026-03-25

    [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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  7. The Scientific Method of Queer Discovery by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-24

    Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
    Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
    Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
    Results: See findings inside.
    Spoiler: He's not.

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  8. they've got the spirit (but they're a little confused) by

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    2026-03-23

    "Dude," Steddy skated up to him, "if we really have a gay teammate, which, given what you and Pikey have been up to, is likely, they probably don't trust us for shit."
    "Yeah," his fellow D, Gagny, piped up, "that's gotta impact play."
    "We have got to get our shit together if we want another cup," Steddy continued.
    "Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't you worry, I have a plan."
    "This is why you are the best, JJ."

    what if the metros were a bunch of confused straight dudes trying to support the mysterious gay teammate they suspect exists on their team? what if jean-jacques boiziau was leading the charge? cue hijinks, farm team call-ups, bisexual awakenings, coming out, and bear nights.

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  9. Wishes For Lily by

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    2026-03-23

    When Hayden celebrates his 26th birthday at the beginning of November, surrounded by family and close friends, he realizes he has nothing more to wish for. He has everything he needs, a perfect life. The only thing he regularly wishes for is for his best friend to have an equally perfect life, someone standing beside him. Someone who loves him and someone he loves. Hayden realizes he wants Lily to be here too, holding Shane’s hand as she takes her place around the table among family and friends. Closing his eyes, Hayden wishes that Shane could finally talk about his feelings with Lily. He wishes they would stop lying to each other and people in their lives about what they mean to each other. Six years is a long time to be causally seeing someone. Then he blows his candles.

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  10. Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gorbachev by

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    2026-03-23

    rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this

    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips

    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017

    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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  11. Luca Haas: Lost in New York by

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    2026-03-22

    On an off day in New York, the Ottawa Centaurs are free to do as they please to enjoy the city. While everyone is making plans, it is revealed that nobody knows where Luca is. Not even his own boyfriend.

    OR

    The Ottawa Centaurs convince themselves that Luca was kidnapped in New York City.

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  12. This Quiz Will Reveal Whether You Are Hollander Or Rozanov Deep In Your Soul by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-22

    Are you a Shane Hollander or an Ilya Rozanov?

    This extremely illegitimate BuzzFeed-y style quiz will reveal the truth about you through a series of increasingly important questions.

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  13. the friendships we made (and ruined) along the way by

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    2026-03-22

    Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

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  14. The OnlyFans Debacle (That Wasn't) by

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    2026-03-21

    @IlyaRozanov_81 ✅

    Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏

    Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81

    @rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY

    @hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!

    In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.

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  15. Chirping 101 with Ilya Rozanov by

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    2026-03-21

    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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  16. hayden pike is a bisexual ally (NOT BISEXUAL!!!) by

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    2026-03-20

    After a disastrous dinner date with Shane and Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike is determined to become the best ally the bisexual community has ever dreamed of... up to and including accidentally coming out as bisexual himself.

    Social media is... confused?

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  17. Zebra Huddle: Mel's Version by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-19

    Stairwells at midnight, bar service and All Star games

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    Referees might love their group chats, but somehow it was Mel who became the keeper of Shane and Ilya's secrets.

    (kind of sequel to Zebra Huddle)

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  18. Tequila Sunrise and the Dalton Investigation by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-19

    The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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  19. Zebra Huddle: 2010-2017 by

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    2026-03-18

    Prequel to Zebra Huddle

    The MLH refs have a group chat to gossip, talk hockey... and sometimes Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov come up, even when they don't even realize it.

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  20. Will You Maybe Be My Valentine Or Whatever? by

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    2026-03-18

    Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.

    Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.

    It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.

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    #81430291
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