1 – 11 of 11 Works in Situationship Era

  • Situationship Era ×
  1. The video opens with an air of domesticity and almost innocence to it that foreshadowed nothing of what would follow. A quick sweeping shot of a bedroom, lights low, before the camera settles on a man standing in front of a mirror. The atmosphere is intimate and cozy. Ilya Rozanov is just finishing pulling the jersey over his head, abs and a trail of hair disappearing under a sea of blue. He turns to look in the mirror. His black boxer briefs visible where the jersey ends. HOLLANDER spelled across the back with 24 in the center

    --------------------------------------------------------

    Well it's yet another Hollanov getting outted Pre-Tuna melt fic because this one is haunting my brain.
    How will the boys handle it when a stupid video they decided to make gets posted at the start of the 2016 season? Before they've ever had a chance to establish what they want with each other. What will the consequences be in a era before Scott Hunter kissing on the ice and Ilya's still the captain in Boston.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    262,886
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84518236
  2. Hookup-era Ilya develops an unsustainable kink when he realizes Hollander has been with other people, too.

    The one where Ilya keeps getting Shane’s sloppy seconds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91580281
  3. Want to win a date with an All Star?

    When the NHL hosts a charity gala during the 2016 All Stars weekend, both Shane and Ilya are put on auction as donors bid on a chance to go on a date with them in support of a good cause.

    Too bad they bet on each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,899
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82240551
  4. Trending

    #1 submissiveandbreedable
    #2 Shane Hollander
    #3 haydenpikeisoverparty

    --

    alternatively, with the help of google, wikipedia, twitter, and lily, shane hollander sets off to find out if he's submissive and breedable and accidentally finds out he might have feelings for rozanov instead. if you squint.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83515231
  5. When Shane Hollander wakes up in a world that never invented hockey, the only other person who remembers is Ilya Rozanov.

    (Set in August 2012 – a year and a half after their last hookup, during the flirtatious-texts montage.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,456
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84332491
  6. To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83083206
  7. Kiss, Ilya had managed to write in the dirt.

    "Rozanov, you are literally a worm."

    (or “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” except Ilya has been cursed to actually become a worm and they haven’t admitted they love each other yet.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81979816
  8. The elevator was full. Too many people were packed in like sardines, and their suitcases just made the squeeze even more unbearable. JJ didn’t feel the need to add to it. He was six-foot-five and as wide as a brick wall. He didn’t want to be packed in there any more than they wanted to share the space with him.

    He decided to take the stairs.

    OR

    JJ takes the stairs at the exact wrong time and overhears The Phone Call™️ from Moscow. He, in canon typical fashion, does not take this well.
    (Fuck AI)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81915426
  9. A little rattled by Rozanov's sudden coldness after the olympics, Shane decides to follow a gut feeling that something might be wrong, even if it's not really any of his business. Even if they don't do that. Don't care. He does find Ilya, eventually. But Sasha gets to him first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80724301
  10. “You have problem, you bring it to me,” Rozanov growled. “Not him. Me. I am not so easy of a target, not like boring Canadians. And you keep that shit off the ice. Chirping, yes, fine. Not that. Never that. You are older than the game of hockey, should understand difference by now.”

    Canadians?

    “Wait,” Scott said slowly. “Is this about what I said to Hollander the other day?”

    —
    Or: Scott has no idea why Ilya Rozanov suddenly showed up in New York itching for a fight, but he knows it can’t be good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,803
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79450071
  11. “You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet. But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand. Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened. Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way. (Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #79323831