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Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-16
Ilya decides to become Kip's friend, and everything that comes with it.
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- English
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- 5/5
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78866671
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hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79570691
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i thought i knew it all, but you came out of the blue by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
Me: my sister keeps asking about my love life
Me: she said "aren't all hockey players supposed to be sluts"Or, the world keeps turning, and Luca Haas goes through the motions. Until he doesn't (it might be Ilya’s fault).
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- English
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- AO3:
- #79466706
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[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]
Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!
Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview?
Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.
Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.
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- English
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- 2,595
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79622231
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Hayden had known Shane was gay for a while now.
He didn’t want his best friend to live in a world where it felt dangerous to be his true self. He didn’t want anyone to have to live that way. So lately he had been extra sensitive to the homophobia that was rampant in the NHL. He started calling out his teammates who made homophobic comments. He had already gotten in several fights on the ice over the issue. After being so passive on the issue for so long, he wasn’t holding back any longer.
So he certainly didn’t hold back when he heard Shane’s rival, Ilya fucking Rozanov, being homophobic toward Shane.
OR: Hayden is just trying to be a good ally. He accidentally commits a hate crime instead. Oops.
- Part 1 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
- Part 1 of World's worst ally
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- English
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- 3,489
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #79470666
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“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Harris says, holding out a card.
“Feels wrong to be taking a gift from another man,” Ilya quips, but takes it anyway. “What is this? ILY-a lot.” He stares at the card for a long time, jaw set and brows drawing together, before shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”
“Read it again, but slower.”
“ILY-a. Lot.” Ilya pauses, tilting his head and rereading it like the answer might appear if he tries hard enough. “I still don’t get it.”
Harris opens his mouth to explain—a bit annoyed at the idea of having to walk Ilya through the joke—when Shane steps in from the ice, breathless and a bit sweaty, clearly not paying attention as he fiddles with his gear.
“Hollander,” Ilya says immediately. “What does ILY mean?”
Shane blinks. “I love you?”
“Yes, I know you love me. But what does it mean?”
or; it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).
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- English
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- 3,190
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79223901
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Late-night devil, put your hands on me by Anonymous
Top Gun (Movies), Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-13
Shane goes for a walk in LA rather than going to the hotel gym.
While wandering the streets, he meets someone who makes an impact on him for years to come.- Part 54 of Top Gun fics part six
- Part 8 of Hockey boys 🏒
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- #79443191
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Scott arrives at Sochi reckless, mostly hairless, and entirely Kip-less, but he's doing completely fine. Vaughny needs to stop worrying, because he's definitely not going to do something stupid, like spend his Gold medal speech begging Kip to take him back.
- Part 1 of Fuckboy Fuzz (And Related Fuckery)
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- English
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- AO3:
- #79359721
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“What are we talking about?” J.J. asks, and this could really go one of two ways. Either Holly shuts the conversation down pronto because it’s not respectful and he’s a hardass, or J.J. will actually be able to answer Willy’s question.
“Um, just, my girlfriend wants to try anal?” Willy says nervously. “And I was wondering if anyone had advice.”
or: Shane gives impromptu sex education.
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- English
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- 4,391
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79356796
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Scott Hunter gets seated next to Ilya Rozanov at a charity event for The Irina Foundation.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #79314341
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Let me tell you who I am (I’m your biggest fan) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
All in all, it might be annoying and agitating but Rozanov knows not to take it too far. He will never go out of his way to make Scott’s life miserable. It’s all in good fun, mostly private, nothing to lose any sleep over. Until Scott makes the mistake of saying yes to a series of press events in which newly graduated sports journalists get a chance to write a piece about the MLH.
Five times Scott gets harassed by a brand-new reporter and one time he tries to get him back.
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- English
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- 4,705
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79226866
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you're gonna go far, we'll all be here by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
Ilya: everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨
Ilya: i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself
Ilya: i do not need phone buzzing i am busyOr, a look at Luca Haas's life—and consequently, Shane and Ilya's—through his texts over the years.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79208311
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hollanov break the internet by moonlightdances
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-08
feelingshanetastic not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there IlyaRozanov81 ✅ do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here. feelingshanetastic HELLO?? thathollanovfan Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share? ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✅ No.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79100051
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Pike and Boiziau, Amateur Detectives by gurlsrool
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Usually, Hayden can accept that Shane's private life is none of his business. When he’s at home waiting on four kids hand and foot, it’s not like he's filling his days making deranged cork boards connecting Shane to every gay man in North America. But on the road, he has nothing to occupy his time besides the occasional Skype call and cable TV. It gets harder to ignore the fact that Shane’s swapping sweet nothings with a man he still won’t let himself talk about. Or: After the cottage, Shane comes out to his teammates but swears that he doesn't have a boyfriend. Unfortunately for him, Hayden and J.J. don't believe his lie for a second.
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- English
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- 6,475
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79076396
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-04
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.
- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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- English
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- 3,153
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78913886
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the greatest game ever played by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-04
He sends Shane a link for an article about the Puppy Bowl. Ilya [19:34] Shane Hollander. Did you know this exists? Shane [19:46] No? Why would I have heard of this? Ilya [19:46] God, you are such a disappointment Ilya [19:47] I love you. Ilya [19:47] Whatever plans you have Sunday, they are cancelled. Shane [19:53] I’m so confused. Shane [19:53] I love you, too. Ilya [19:55] 😘😘😘🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕 �🐕 🐾🦴🐶 ___ Or, Ilya learns about the Puppy Bowl. Shane never stands a chance. A dog gets adopted, and everything changes.
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- English
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- 3,115
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78871106
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Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.
- Part 2 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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- English
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78757266
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Ilya Rozanov vs. the Power of Love by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-02
Ilya gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.
Sequel to Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship
- Part 2 of Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs
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- English
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- 4,095
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- 1
- AO3:
- #77152991
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The Queerest Team in the NHL by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-01
“Man, are we the gayest team in the NHL or what?” Tanner Dillon joked.
“Ilya is bisexual,” Wyatt Hayes reminded him. Ilya raised his beer at Wyatt in thanks.
“The queerest team in the NHL,” Dillon corrected with barely a beat.
“We must be,” Shane said slowly, expression scrunched up as he seemed to seriously ponder the question. “There might be some teams with a closeted player, or maybe two, but five? Statistically speaking, that’s highly improbable.”
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Luca Haas comes out to the team. Thank goodness queer sherpas Ilya, Shane, and Troy are there to guide him. And the Centaurs are supportive, obviously. Maybe too supportive.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #78680141
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It clicks.
The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.
Holy shit.
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In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.
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- English
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- 7,467
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78648531