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  1. Shane's first few weeks in Ottawa, as told by several unhinged groupchats, Twitter hashtags, and clickbait articles.

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  2. Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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  3. Roz: marly, wtf??
    didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?

    Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
    and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
    Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripper

    Hammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
    got in trouble with management for it
    they thought it was for harassment

    Connors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
    said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwich

    Carmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy

    Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!

    Roz: fucking stop it! all of you

    OR

    Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!

    A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.

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  4. "Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship

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  5. Ilya:
    what are you saying to hollander
    what does he say

    Rose:
    I promised him I'm not going to hook up with you
    Bros before hoes

    Ilya:
    shane hollander is not my bro

    Rose:
    No WE'RE bros
    Shane and me
    You're the ho

    Ilya:
    wow
    wow

     

    When Rose Landry and Shane Hollander break up, Ilya Rozanov is determined to help Rose find a new man. It doesn't go exactly how he intended.

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  6. LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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  7. Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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  8. Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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  9. Chatfic companion to The Many Plans of J.J. Boiziau.

    Might not make much sense if you haven't read that one first.

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  10. Shane Hollander has a type. It's not his fault that his hookups keep turning out to be other MLH players.

    or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person

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  11. Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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  12. Ilya:
    9/10 she had freckles

    Shane:
    7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

    ---

    Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck

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  13. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  14. In which
    1. Carter Vaughn remembers a conversation from Sochi and creates a group chat.
    2. Shane Hollander says far too much for his liking.
    3. Scott Hunter would like to unread several messages.
    4. Ilya Rozanov makes a brief appearance.

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  15. HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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  16. HELP

    FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
    ADVICE I BEG OF YOU

    Connors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE

    Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF

    Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD

    no. im in the closet

    CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you

    CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but

    CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this

    not like that

    literally

    i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay

    Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why

    bc they're together

    hollanov

    and they're like, talking

    at the bar

    roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever

    its bright red hawaiian print

    and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways

    in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.

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  17. What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal? Log in to her burner account to embarrass "her" secret boyfriend publicly, some holds barred

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    OR: Shane takes his revenge for all of Ilya's embarrassing thirst tweets.

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  18. Unknown Number Its been 24 hours you can stop now Rose Who’s this ?? Stop what ?? Unknown Number Holding him hostage ~ Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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  19. KAT
    Hi!
    Is this Jane?
    I’m sorry if this seems forward, I’m Kat Carmichael!
    Ryan Carmichael’s wife
    I’m sort of an emissary from the Raider WAGs

    JANE
    I’m sorry, wtf???
    How did you get his number???

    KAT
    I’ve learned not to ask questions when the boys do things
    _______________

    "Jane" is added to the Raiders WAG chat.

    Things... happen.

    Featuring: Shane Hollander's influencer cousin, shenanigans, and hockey boys not being subtle.

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  20. -Marlow added Rozy back to the group chat-

    Rozy: Fine

    Rozy: I will answer questions.

     

    OR: After the fan-mail incident the Boston group chat is on fire, they add Ilya back and demand answers.

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