Summary:

Ilya:
9/10 she had freckles

Shane:
7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

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Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck