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  1. On an off day in New York, the Ottawa Centaurs are free to do as they please to enjoy the city. While everyone is making plans, it is revealed that nobody knows where Luca is. Not even his own boyfriend.

    OR

    The Ottawa Centaurs convince themselves that Luca was kidnapped in New York City.

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    AO3:
    #81644911
  2. Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

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    AO3:
    #81372816
  3. @IlyaRozanov_81 ✅

    Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏

    Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81

    @rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY

    @hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!

    In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.

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    AO3:
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  4. “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.” “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old. Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    AO3:
    #81521411
  5. BREAKING NEWS: MHL star Shane Hollander photographed on his phone while out with his team in Las Vegas after a win, and the texts that can be seen suggest Montreal's 'Golden Boy' of hockey may not be the catch he's always appeared to be... [read more]

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    AO3:
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  6. Sometimes, Scott feels Kip’s absence like a ghost.

    It’s a brush of fingertips down his spine, a soft exhale of breath that sends goosebumps across the back of his neck.

    But when he turns, Kip is never there.

    —

    Or- what happened in the three years between the end of Ep3 and the on-ice kiss.

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    AO3:
    #79807696
  7. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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    AO3:
    #81503131
  8. Prequel to Zebra Huddle

    The MLH refs have a group chat to gossip, talk hockey... and sometimes Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov come up, even when they don't even realize it.

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    AO3:
    #81434651
  9. “What are you doing in Brooklyn anyway?”

    “We’re building a fence for the backyard,” Scott says, probably sounding a little too excited about manual labor on a Sunday morning and Kip laughs again.

    “Ah, I see. A project.”

    Charlotte snuffles and tucks her head under Scott’s chin, trying to find a comfortable position to go back to sleep.

    “I better not get selfies from up on the roof tomorrow.”

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    Kip is away on a trip and Scott goes to visit George. Interesting discoveries in Kip's room are made, family bonding time is had, and home improvement projects are worked on.

    Set after anyone with a heart would agree.

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  10. Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.

    Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.

    It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.

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    AO3:
    #81430291
  11. Sonar Systems by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-17

    Scott Hunter claims there are no other gay hockey players in the MLH, or at least none he's met.

    Ilya Rozanov is a smart dresser, a catty bitch, and a flirt.

    Kip Grady is starting to think maybe his boyfriend is a little gaydar-ically challenged, but he loves him anyway. He'll just have to show him the light, one $40 bet at a time.

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    AO3:
    #81399221
  12. Hayden invites Lily to the team bbq at the end of the regular season. No one is prepared for who shows up.

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    AO3:
    #81344196
  13. Marlow attends the 2022 All-Star weekend in New York strictly for the gossip.

    Or, Hunter finds out about Sebbin and Hammer.

    Or, Roz has been Marlow's gossip buddy forever, and Vaughn might be a promising new one?

    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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    AO3:
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  14. Set during The Long Game

    When Troy first joined the Centaurs, Ilya hadn't exactly been thrilled and in the moment he had decided to save his phone number under a not so flattering name... which he never changed, that is until Troy, almost a year later and by now close friends with Ilya, finds out and demands for his contact name to be changed. Ilya eventually agrees but of course he doesn't make it easy for Troy, who will have to win a bet in order for his wish to be granted.

    Feat a small conversation between Ilya and Shane in chapter 1 and a slight side dish of social media-twitter reactions in chapter 2

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    AO3:
    #81340751
  15. In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to. But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans. OR Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    AO3:
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  16. [An image of Ilya Rozanov from 2016, leaving a nightclub in Boston. He is flanked on either side by two women. His right arm is casually slung around the shoulders of one, while the other holds onto his left arm. He is winking at the camera.]

    @NHLInsider It’s been a rough week for Ilya Rozanov after a storybook start to the season. After suffering bruised ribs during Ottawa’s game against Montreal on Thursday, now one of his former flames has come forward claiming he was a less-than-stellar partner. 

    TikTok user @bostonbethany posted a video on Saturday detailing her encounter with Rozanov back in 2017. She says he didn’t pay for her drinks, was constantly checking his phone, could barely make conversation after leading her to believe he was interested in a relationship, failed to satisfy her in the bedroom after trying for nearly an hour, and never called her again.

    This comes as Rozanov is out for at least two weeks with his injury, while the Centaurs, including his husband Shane Hollander, head to Berlin for two games against Detroit as part of the NHL’s Global Series. 

    We’ll let you know if we hear anything back from Rozanov’s camp. 

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    AO3:
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  17. “I told Carter this wasn’t a surprise visit kind of thing, but did he listen? Of course not. I mean, it’s going great now, but still. Do you look good with your shirt off, Kip?”

    “Uh.” Kip’s mouth drops open and he shoots the dog a helpless look. The dog is not inclined to offer any explanations, but tries his luck getting at the cookies again. “I – maybe?”

    -
    Carter continues lovingly and helpfully meddling (and has brought backup this time).

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  18. Shane and Ilya just want to tell the world about their relationship, on their own terms. If only anyone would actually believe them.

    Or: the closet is reinforced steel, apparently.

    "I think we tried too hard," Ilya says from the opposite end of the couch, probably scrolling through the same articles as Shane. "Was easier to keep secret than we thought. I could have kissed you on center ice, and everyone would say aww, I love their…what is word again?"

    "Bromance?"

    "Yes. That."

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    AO3:
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  19. Marlow watches Sebbin and Hammer be weird on a kiss cam.

    Or, as long as no one asked, the kiss both happened and didn’t happen.

    POV Cliff Marlow because hothothot, and Ilya Rozanov being a science guy.

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    AO3:
    #81278111
  20. Children have a way of staring into your soul. Unfortunately for Shane, he doesn't realise this until after Hayden's kids make Scott Hunter cry on his watch, and he and Hayden have to comfort him after. Thank God for Jackie.

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    AO3:
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