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  1. Chatfic companion to The Many Plans of J.J. Boiziau.

    Might not make much sense if you haven't read that one first.

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    1/?
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    AO3:
    #84306611
  2. Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    AO3:
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  3. Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    3 versions
    AO3:
    #82084946
  4. Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.

    Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.

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    AO3:
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  5. “Got someone special waiting for you?”

    Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.

    “I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”

    The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.

    OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
    Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.

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    AO3:
    #82999881
  6. Gay Hockey Magic by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-26

    It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.

    Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.

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    AO3:
    #83795516
  7. Ilya Rozanov is on a mission: get Shane Hollander to be DTF. Or fall in love with him, whatever. With the assistance of his helpful team-and-housemates Marly, Connor Connors and Victor St. Simon, many internet strangers via the manipulation of social media, working puppies and a derailed sleepover, Ilya and the boys enact the Fuck Hollander Plan.

    Unfortunately, Shane Hollander is perfectly, adorably, infuriatingly dumb.

    Ilya is forced to pivot.

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    AO3:
    #83712721
  8. June 2016

    Shane hefts the Stanley Cup over his head for a second time, a numb joy settling over him.

    The partners and families of the Voyageurs flood down to the ice in a rush. His parents have come down, visibly proud.

    And yet this year, it somehow feels a little worse, because Ilya wasn't next to them, cheering in a HOLLANDER jersey.

    After coming out as friends and revealing the figure skating rivalry in their families, Shane and Ilya must face the challenges of the coming years, while Yuuri and Yuri face dilemmas of their own...

    In which I ask the question: What if Shane and Ilya went to the Quebec Nordiques?

    A direct sequel to brátishka, featuring social media, texting, emails, and a whole lot of canon divergence.

    Extras start in Chapter 14!

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    14/14
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    1
    AO3:
    #82889321
  9. The trials and tribulations of Luca Haas, Hollanov Truther and RPF Warrior.

    He just knows that Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Shane Hollander, and that when Roz disappears, it's to drive to Montreal and fuck nasty with Hollander. Unfortunately, he can't exactly share his conspiracy theory in the Centaurs team chat when they start speculating about where Rozanov disappears to during his free time.

    Initially based on this tumblr post

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    AO3:
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  10. HELP

    FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
    ADVICE I BEG OF YOU

    Connors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE

    Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF

    Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD

    no. im in the closet

    CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you

    CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but

    CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this

    not like that

    literally

    i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay

    Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why

    bc they're together

    hollanov

    and they're like, talking

    at the bar

    roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever

    its bright red hawaiian print

    and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways

    in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.

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    AO3:
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  11. What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal? Log in to her burner account to embarrass "her" secret boyfriend publicly, some holds barred

    ---
    OR: Shane takes his revenge for all of Ilya's embarrassing thirst tweets.

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    AO3:
    #83352066
  12. Shane is already nervous about hosting his new team right before the regular season starts for the Ottawa Centaurs. A lapse in the rigid rules he's set for himself leads to a few...consequences he definitely didn't foresee when he woke up that morning expecting the worst of their gathering to involve awkward small talk and making sure no one got so drunk they wouldn't make practice tomorrow.

    ~*~
    “Oh my god,” said Shane, his breaths coming in shorter pants.

    “You said you would not panic,” Ilya reminded him. 

    “That was before I did drugs!” Shane cries, way too loudly for the quiet of the room. 

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    AO3:
    #83513056
  13. Unknown Number Its been 24 hours you can stop now Rose Who’s this ?? Stop what ?? Unknown Number Holding him hostage ~ Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    AO3:
    #79927181
  14. Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Troy Barrett stalker confirmed. Dallas Kent call the police lmao #Kerrett

    Or: people on hockey Twitter start shipping Troy Barrett and Dallas Kent.

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    #83487751
  15. high on hockey by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • ✓

    2026-04-19

    Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind. Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend- [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.] Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now! (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

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  16. KAT
    Hi!
    Is this Jane?
    I’m sorry if this seems forward, I’m Kat Carmichael!
    Ryan Carmichael’s wife
    I’m sort of an emissary from the Raider WAGs

    JANE
    I’m sorry, wtf???
    How did you get his number???

    KAT
    I’ve learned not to ask questions when the boys do things
    _______________

    "Jane" is added to the Raiders WAG chat.

    Things... happen.

    Featuring: Shane Hollander's influencer cousin, shenanigans, and hockey boys not being subtle.

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    AO3:
    #83398336
  17. Twenty-four years ago hockey star Ilya Rozanov died in a tragic kayaking accident, or so the papers reported. Mila suspects otherwise. If she's going to defeat her rival and become Rookie of the Year for the PWHL, she needs to find Ilya Rozanov and convince him to train her. She must master the legendary move known as The Rozanov if she wants to have any hope of defeating Shane Hollander's protege Evelyn.

    Ilya left the world of hockey behind a long time ago... but if there's anything that can bring him back to it, it's Svetlana Vetrova's daughter and the promise of defeating Hollander through a battle of rookies.

    (It's the Ilya fakes his death and becomes a lumberjack AU!)

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    AO3:
    #82275936
  18. Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Can we PLEASE!! cancel Ilya Rozanov already, that man is the most bigoted guy in the whole fucking sport (AND REMEMBER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY HERE, BIGOTED SPORT NR1!!!). I am SO TIRED of people acting like that guy would be some kind of Gay ally???

    Or: everyone on ice hockey twitter somehow convinces themselves that Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are homophobic (and also best friends).

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    AO3:
    #83417566
  19. Post TunaMeltdown™️, Ilya Rozanov goes on a quest to get back his man using the not so subtle art of thirst traps, subtweets and psychological warfare in the form of social media.

    Shane Hollander does not stand a chance.

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    AO3:
    #83348696
  20. In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #83297881
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