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Discover Your Sexuality With These Ten Easy Steps! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-31
What does it mean that Shane is attracted to Rozanov? Maybe he should consult the internet for help.
- Part 2 of Hollanov fics
- Language:
- English
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- 8,168
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78675546
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Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
Luca: I’m not sure how to answer thatIn which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.
- Part 5 of the secret society of stick handlers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,624
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78523776
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Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.
- Part 1 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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- English
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- 2,141
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78518236
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
- Language:
- English
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- 13,739
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77840931
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Shane turns bright red, his freckles showing up as lighter pink specks against the dusky color of his cheeks. “It’s not like… I haven’t been… I don’t have a crush on you or anything!” “Why not?” Hayden demands, too shocked to filter his words. “We’re best friends! I’d have a crush on you if I was gay!” Shane gapes up at him. Jackie puts her hand over her mouth, her eyes dancing. Hayden realizes, far too late, how that must have sounded. Well, at this point, it’s too late for him to do anything other than lean into it, right? He folds his arms across his chest. “I mean, jeez, man, am I not hot enough for you?” Hayden Pike has a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. And then, just to make it worse, Ilya Rozanov shows up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,113
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78387471
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The Freaky, The Freakier, and The Freakiest Friday by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-26
Ilya and Shane don't know how it happened. All they know is they woke up in the other's body. And now, they have games to play, interviews to do, and present an award together. What could possibly go wrong?
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- English
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- 19,104
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- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77697631
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"You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused. Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?" "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing." "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together." "You know what you're doing." Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie." BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,716
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78081851
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Mr. Emergency Contact And The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Outed By A Child by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-23
Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact
Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.
***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***
- Part 2 of The Mortifying Ordeal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,730
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78170291
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Four Possibilities For Shane's Renter, And One That's True by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Inception (2010)
2026-01-22
There are a lot of fun possibilities on who could rent the other flat in Shane's Montreal Sex Building. Here are a few possibilities. One is true.
- Part 1 of Dream Rivalry Verse
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- English
- Words:
- 790
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78110001
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Fanfic Etiquette by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-21
H: I can't believe I have to explain to you why you can't write RPF about yourself and your husband TO POST ON THE INTERNET.
I: Harris, this is very poor fanfiction etiquette.
I: YSINMS
I: Ship and let ship, Harris.Or, Harris tries to get Ilya to stop writing fanfiction and instead gets lessons in appropriate fanfic etiquette.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,217
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78047721
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there lived a certain man in Russia long ago by blankjournals
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-21
Ilya pivots smoothly and turns towards Shane, raising one dark eyebrow. If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin' Come and jump on it His jacket comes off next, and he drops it carelessly on the floor. The tank comes off, slow and sensual, as if his body is fighting him to keep it on. It doesn't drop to the floor. This time, Ilya hurls it across the bed. Shane laughs despite himself as he catches it, resists the hysterical urge to sniff it and quickly tosses it aside, “You asshole, what if that hit my glasses—” Ilya continues undeterred, hands trailing up his chest, and Shane's breath catches, his body heating as his nerves spark to life. Ilya’s hands make their way to his curls, where he squeezes them with both hands as he thrusts his crotch up in the air. Shane snickers, then he falls back against his pillows as a breathless sound erupts from him again. Inspired by yet another tweet from @paulasoldestson. OR, Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself.
- Part 2 of hollanov's playlist
- Part 2 of social media and chat fics
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- English
- Words:
- 7,795
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78033391
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Your Turn by animeboysruinedmylife
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
Hayden crosses the room and grabs his phone off the bed. “Why did you just text me, weirdo?” Shane frowns. “What, I didnt–” Wait. “Oh god.” Shane scrambles off his bed. “Hayden, please don’t open that.” Hayden looks up from his phone. “What? Why?” “Uh–” Shane looks down. His face is burning, he’s sure of it. “I… I think I accidentally sent you something that was supposed to be for… someone else.” Or, Shane accidentally sends a dick pic to his best friend Hayden Pike.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,608
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77991251
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Mr. Emergency Contact by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
He was just confused at this point. Was there a problem or not? Why on earth was the school where Hayden Pike sent his children calling him?
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Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.
- Part 1 of The Mortifying Ordeal
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- English
- Words:
- 7,784
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77992696
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Ilya's POV for I Like Jane For You
The same mix-up leaves Ilya with someone else's boring phone for three days. It does not contain as many secrets. It does contain more Hollander, more pregnant nudies, and it comes with constant annoying updates from Hayden Pike.
- Part 2 of Haydenov Phone Swap
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,988
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #77861736
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Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya... The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked. To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,575
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77793006
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Intermission Surprise by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-14
“You okay, Hollander?” Ilya’s voice cuts through the pain. Shane tilts his head upwards, catching Ilya’s gaze. His facial expression is his hockey default, stoic and frozen. His eyes tell a different story. Their pale blue color looks less like ice and more like the ocean, waves of concern betraying his cool demeanor. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Or, Shane didn't know he was pregnant... until he's in labor.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,971
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77690306
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Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 yearsIn which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.
- Part 4 of the secret society of stick handlers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,151
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77439426
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In a world where Shane was encouraged to do high school theatre because he was socially awkward. The consequences of this live on the internet forever.
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- English
- Words:
- 3,364
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77594646
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the hot mic heard around the world (or how hollanov broke the internet) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-13
The hot mic incident was just the beginning.
Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.
Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.
The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.
[or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]
- Part 2 of hot mics and hotter rivalries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,067
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77626776
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"I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God." Or Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.
- Part 1 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,585
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77566066