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Spilling Secrets by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-04
Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life
Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me
Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
Rose: But sure, go off you little horndogOr: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- #82461826
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"Okay, so let's say that what you're saying is correct, and he is in fact making heart-eyes at Hollander. That doesn't immediately explain moving to Ottawa for him, does it?" Troy asked, looking genuinely interested in Wyatt's theory.
"We know Ilya, don't we? When that guy likes something then he is absolutely gone for it; look at how he treats Chiron. Just imagine. He develops a crush on Shane Hollander and then decides to do anything possible to get together with him. Even if it means moving across countries and joining a shit team.
"You know… I'd be willing to see it." Bood relented. "He did start a charity with him."
Or, the Centaurs figure out how down bad Ilya is for Shane, not realizing the feeling is mutual, and decide to try and bring them together with ridiculous plans.
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- English
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- 3/3
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- 1
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- #81503361
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Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.
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“When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”
- Part 3 of Hollanov fics
- Part 1 of Captain vs Captain
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- English
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- 64,872
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- 16/16
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79528836
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Hollander didn't realise that letting his teammates play twenty-one questions about who he was dating would be so intense. Within minutes the entire room of adult men goes from supporting him coming out as gay, to NHL-level detectives. Hollander watches in real time as they connect the dots: Same league... Rival team... European...
"Oh my god is it-"
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Hollander comes out, gets accepted (I'm choosing to ignore canon) and is then immediately roasted for having the worst possible taste in men (affectionately.)
- Part 1 of 21 Questions Saga
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Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.
He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.
Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.
- Part 2 of they haven't connected shit
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- English
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- 7,125
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #82177516
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all of our midnights by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Ember & Ice (Audio Drama)
2026-03-31
Ilya wasn't sure what was going on. But he was quite sure that the man who appeared on his front lawn in the pouring rain was not Shane Hollander.
He looked the same - down to the smallest detail.
But he stood differently. Spoke differently.There was also the matter of the great, glowing pair of blue butterfly wings.
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- English
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- #82210266
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-31
Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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At thirteen, Ilya Rozanov's heart-marked soulmate bird shows up.
It’s a woodpecker that has opinions about hockey practice.
Unfortunately, it also has opinions about Shane Hollander.
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A Soulmate Goose of Enforcement AU where Ilya’s marked bird is a woodpecker and Shane’s is a loon. It still takes them years to admit they belong to each other.- Language:
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- AO3:
- #79747561
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The scene that greets him in Shane’s living room is at first much tamer than expected, and then wildly horrifying.
Tails, standing in front of the bookshelf, is cradling a decorative wooden box in one arm. In his other hand, there’s a bottle of something.
It’s a grey squeeze tube with boxy white lettering. There’s something familiar about it. It takes Hayden a second to place, and then he blurts, “Fuck.”
Because it’s lube.
Or: Shane's teammates find his lube. It doesn't go the way Hayden expects.
- Part 2 of odd man rush
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- English
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- AO3:
- #82025176
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Real Housewives of Ottawa by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-28
After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.
SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that
CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞
LISA: 🤞
CAITLIN: 🤞🤞
NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞
JANE: 🤞
- Part 1 of What is a RHOO?
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- AO3:
- #81943331
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How Long Until We Can Be 'Together' Together? by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-27
Seb loved Hammer. The only reason they weren’t together together yet, in Seb’s honest opinion, was the NHL.
Or, a character study of Sebbin, an almost former hockey player with no filter, hopelessly in love, and utterly incapable of keeping his thoughts to himself.
- Part 14 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 8 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- #81945836
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never believe it's not so (it's magic) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-25
"The cat has long, mostly black fur with a white patch on its fluffy chest. An abundance of long white whiskers adorn its cheeks and brows. The cat draws in panicked breaths as it looks up at Ilya.
And—wait a minute. Ilya knows those eyes. Those eyes are as familiar to him as his own, even with newly slitted pupils. And the fur? Ilya has no doubt it’s an exact match to the straight black locks that normally sit atop Shane’s head. Well—normally only on Shane’s head. And, well, a few other places too, but that was a thought for when Shane wasn’t a cat.
Or, Shane gets cursed and turns into a cat in Ilya's Boston apartment.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #81850746
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Roommate (Not) Wanted: Brunet, Gay, from Brooklyn by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Captain America - All Media Types
2026-03-24
Scott Hunter has always lived his life like there's a homophobic sniper tracking his every move, who gets a 'ping' any time he acts too gay. After half the government is revealed as a Nazi front, he discovers the sniper is in fact real (though not homophobic). He's now eating Lucky Charms in Scott's kitchen, saying something about a vacancy.
So Scott gets a roommate, but at least he knows he won't fall in love with this gay brunet from Brooklyn. After all, he's still hung up on the last one.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #81781431
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The Scientific Method of Queer Discovery by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-24
Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
Results: See findings inside.
Spoiler: He's not.- Part 12 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 7 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
- #81790461
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welcome to the internet by myshangel
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-23
cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop yall ilya rozanov is in the er with me rn holy shit ⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop hollander is here too !!! theyre so cute, hollander is wearing a bears tshirt ⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop rozanov is apologising profusely but hollander keeps waving him of f, looks like he has some kind of ?? face?? injury?? ⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop every time rozanov speaks, hollander replies over text it seems… that or hes ignoring him LMFAOOO ⤷ lexi loves ! 💕@lexlance girl…. lets use some critical thinking here, should we be live-tweeting the emer gency room ?? or: Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.
- Part 1 of Welcome To The Internet
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"Dude," Steddy skated up to him, "if we really have a gay teammate, which, given what you and Pikey have been up to, is likely, they probably don't trust us for shit."
"Yeah," his fellow D, Gagny, piped up, "that's gotta impact play."
"We have got to get our shit together if we want another cup," Steddy continued.
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't you worry, I have a plan."
"This is why you are the best, JJ."what if the metros were a bunch of confused straight dudes trying to support the mysterious gay teammate they suspect exists on their team? what if jean-jacques boiziau was leading the charge? cue hijinks, farm team call-ups, bisexual awakenings, coming out, and bear nights.
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- 1
- AO3:
- #80568636
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Wishes For Lily by ItsMayBiTheWay
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-23
When Hayden celebrates his 26th birthday at the beginning of November, surrounded by family and close friends, he realizes he has nothing more to wish for. He has everything he needs, a perfect life. The only thing he regularly wishes for is for his best friend to have an equally perfect life, someone standing beside him. Someone who loves him and someone he loves. Hayden realizes he wants Lily to be here too, holding Shane’s hand as she takes her place around the table among family and friends. Closing his eyes, Hayden wishes that Shane could finally talk about his feelings with Lily. He wishes they would stop lying to each other and people in their lives about what they mean to each other. Six years is a long time to be causally seeing someone. Then he blows his candles.
- Part 3 of Hayden Pike Hockey-matic Universe
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #81746941
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rat
@rinkrat97uhm. is this what I think it is?????
*grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*
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@JustAskingQI can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.
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or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)
- Part 2 of Ilya Rozanov vs Twitter
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- English
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5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak
- Part 1 of HR 5 + 1
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- AO3:
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This Quiz Will Reveal Whether You Are Hollander Or Rozanov Deep In Your Soul by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-22
Are you a Shane Hollander or an Ilya Rozanov?
This extremely illegitimate BuzzFeed-y style quiz will reveal the truth about you through a series of increasingly important questions.
- Language:
- English
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- AO3:
- #81609091