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  1. Rozanov said my girl, so what was I supposed to think? ft. Eric Bennett.

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  2. Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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  3. In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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  4. It's All Star weekend, and Gerty, Philly's mascot, just wants a Snickers.
    or
    Ilya fights a mascot.

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  5. [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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  6. Hayden Pike's twins like to choose new middle names. They also like guessing games. Somehow this leads to Hayden figuring out who Boston Lily is several years early.

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  7. Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.

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  8. Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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  9. 5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

    or

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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  10. Shane and Hayden can't resist playing a little prank on the internet, and on Ilya

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  11. Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

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  12. Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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  13. Seb loved Hammer. The only reason they weren’t together together yet, in Seb’s honest opinion, was the NHL.

    Or, a character study of Sebbin, an almost former hockey player with no filter, hopelessly in love, and utterly incapable of keeping his thoughts to himself.

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  14. [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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  15. 5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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  16. Are you a Shane Hollander or an Ilya Rozanov?

    This extremely illegitimate BuzzFeed-y style quiz will reveal the truth about you through a series of increasingly important questions.

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  17. It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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  18. Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

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  19. Couple watching is Sebbin’s favourite Valentine’s Day activity, and Boston on Valentine’s Day is full of restaurants with red paper hearts taped to the windows, red dresses and flowers, and a hockey player called Brad Hammersmith pretending they’re just best friends who sleep together sometimes.

    Or, Seb loves love, and Hammer would like to stop overthinking their relationship.

    POV Brad Hammersmith :)

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  20. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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