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The Gang's All Here by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-24
HARRIS: Triple B?
CAITLIN: Boring
CASSIE: Bummer
LISA: BIG FAT ASS
More Real Housewives shenanigans
- Part 3 of What is a RHOO?
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- English
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- #83634301
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try on calling me "baby" by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-21
“Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”
He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.
“So what’s the hangup, then?”
“It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”
“Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”
5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.
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- #83535556
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David and Yuna visit Shane at the cottage... and stumble across something unexpected!
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- #83515646
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“Just-” Ilya starts, intending to tease, the offer of a massage more about getting Hollander back in a more relaxed headspace than anything else, but then the wire-tight tension in the muscles under his fingers registers, and he frowns, pressing testingly before making a noise of disapproval. “Fuck, Hollander, you are secretly doing crime or what?”
“What?” Hollander asks, confused, starting to lift his head before Ilya pushes it back down absently, focused now on feeling out the knots Hollander seems to be completely made of. He’s felt tension in Hollander’s shoulders before, usually during coaxing little squeezes while coaching him through learning how to deep throat, but he’s always written it off as nerves from learning something new.
Now he wonders if Hollander is just nerves, period.
(the "ilya massages shane" fic inspired by hudson saying that playing shane made him sore because he was so tense all the time)
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- #83497251
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“Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”
“Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”
“I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.
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Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised
- Part 1 of Shane Hollander, Famous
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Shane Hollander's Land Rover has never failed him... until it does. On the side of the highway. In a blizzard. With Ilya Rozanov sitting shotgun, like this is all perfectly normal.
Now he's freezing, spiraling, and seconds away from being rescued by the one person who absolutely cannot find out he's secretly dating Ilya.
Or, Shane discovers that British engineering is no longer practical, especially when Hayden Pike is involved
- Part 6 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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- #83261596
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“Hey, Hollander, it’s your turn to tell the story,” Wyatt Hayes interrupts from the row behind them.
“The what?” Shane questions, looking to Ilya, who only manages to give him a sort of sympathetic look. “Is this some kind of hazing thing you didn’t tell me about?”
Troy Barrett’s head pops up from the row in front of him. “It’s something we do every flight. Harris told the story about his sister and a skunk on that first flight after the incident in Tampa, and it kinda became a thing. Helps to calm everyone’s nerves.”
“Oh,” Shane says, feeling nervous and kind of annoyed already. “Just like…any story?”
“Usually it’s something funny. Pretty simple stuff,” Nick Chouinard tells him. “But you’ve got to stand in the aisle and project so we can all hear you.”
“Oh, but I don’t have that loud of a voice,” he tries to say, but it doesn’t seem like anyone is listening, an excited rumble moving through the team.
Fucking great.
“So, the first time Ilya met my parents was so bad.”
“How bad was it?” Hayes deadpans, and everyone laughs again.
Shane swallows. "I'm so glad you asked."
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-18
Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
- Part 1 of Centaurs Shenanigans
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After his relationship with Shane Hollander became public in November 2017, Ilya Rozanov has become the Boston Raiders' go to for everything they don’t quite understand about gay sex and relationships. I mean, he did offer to answer their questions when they were surprisingly supportive of his newly revealed sexuality. It’s just that he didn’t realise exactly how stupid those questions were going to be.
Or:
5 times Ilya Rozanov educated the Boston Raiders about the wonderful world of gay sex and 1 time they tried to ask his boyfriend.
- Part 2 of SnailMail33 Cinematic Universe
- Part 2 of SnailyMaily HR fics
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- #83233721
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“I am not drunk.” Ilya sniffed indignantly. “I am full of lemons.”
“Lemons...?”
“Lemon Drops!” Rose chimed happily. “I convinced Ilya to try them, and ohhhh, Shane, he was not ready.”
“Like, the candy?” Shane sounded even more lost then before.
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Rose needs someone to go to the club with, as does Ilya. It goes a bit too well.
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- #83116771
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Six Pairs Cushioned Sport Socks for Men by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-13
“Hunter,” he said, all self-satisfied smirking before he’d so much as said hello, sliding his phone onto the table between them. “You are not in bed yet? Is very late.”
“Rozanov,” he said, lips pressed in a resigned half-smile. “You don’t have anything better to do?”
“No,” Rozanov shrugged, pouting so minutely Scott thought the expression might actually have been sincere, not meant for him to see. “My plus-one could not make it.”
Ah. Now that, he could commiserate with. Though he seriously doubted that Rozanov was missing whatever poor woman he had attempted to sweet-talk into a slinky dress and onto his arm for the red carpet as much as Scott missed Kip. “That sucks. Mine neither.”
Or: Scott Hunter has an enlightening conversation with Ilya Rozanov after his speech at the MLH awards.
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- #83056126
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Missing Messages by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-13
JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya
NICOLE: Are your clothes on?
LISA: Nikki asking the important questions
JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you
CASSIE: So they're not on, got it
Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa
- Part 2 of What is a RHOO?
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- #83019276
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Forget about it by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-12
“You are very beautiful,” the man said. “What is your name?”
“Oh,” Shane said, feeling his mouth drop open. “Wow. You’re beautiful too. I was thinking that before you woke up. I’m not just copying you,” he added, quickly.
The man beamed at Shane. “It is okay to copy. I know I have good idea.”
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Ilya and Shane both have temporary amnesia. At the same time. Together.
- Part 7 of Hollanov fics
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- #83006691
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First Move by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-11
Inspired by this tumblr post.
"I did," Shane and Rozanov answer simultaneously, then cut their eyes at each other, and Hayden is pretty sure he already regrets asking who made the first move, but honestly he's still trying to wrap his brain around this relationship and it seemed like the best place to start.
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- #82942841
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You're strange today," he murmured, petting her slowly.
Behind him, Ilya snorted.
"Last time you made her sleep on the patio because she messed up the couch, and now you're complaining about her behaving well?" he snapped. "You're impossible, Hollander."
Shane didn't answer. He only stared at Anya, who still sat calmly beside him, her tail wagging in the same steady rhythm, her eyes attentive yet soft, a little too intelligent for his liking.
Or 5 times when Anya knew first that Shane was pregnant, and 1 time everyone knew.
Chapter 2 → 5 when Anya protected the baby and 1 when baby protected a dog
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It Is Not A Problem by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-06
Shane and Ilya have written their own vows for the wedding.
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“I cannot stop thinking about him. This slow fucking hockey player with the freckles. Since we were seventeen in Saskatchewan. In that car park. I cannot stop thinking about him. That car park and the gym that night after draft pick and all the hotel rooms and All Stars and all of my texts you never answered and all of the ones you did.” He takes a breath, confesses. “And when I drank a whole bottle of vodka after I won the Stanley Cup to stop myself from fucking texting you.
“Was a terrible problem, then. When I was twenty. And twenty-two and twenty-four. Twenty-five. And I would think, this is going to kill me. I would think, then, that maybe I had spent more time wanting to see you when I could not than I had spent doing anything else. Even hockey.”----
Is Ilya going to tell Shane he has a weak backhand in their wedding vows? Yes, yes he is. Will Shane speak Russian? Did he secretly get help from Svetlana to prep for this? Is anyone going to mention the secret sex condo? Can Ilya avoid having to thank Scott Hunter in his actual vows? He’s certainly going to try.
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- AO3:
- #82594801
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when the right one comes along by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-06
Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.Shane: He is great.
Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?
Hayden: NO.
Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
Shane: That would be irresponsible.
Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
Shane: God. Fuck my life.- Language:
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- #82191981
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The Chirp Gone Wrong by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-05
Shane Hollander didn’t have many secrets. Secrets were just lies and lies were hard. They required a constant and exhausting amount of maintenance. Secrets had to be selfishly hidden and mercilessly protected. They required a magician’s uncanny talent to smile and laugh, pulling the audience’s attention to the left hand while simultaneously warping reality with the right.
No matter how he looked at it, Shane knew the truth. A secret was a lie, and Shane Hollander could not lie.
Shane’s mind, riddled with anxiety and a compulsive need for facts, plans, plays, just couldn’t hold all the frayed and sharp edges of a secret (a lie) and not fatally cut himself.
aka. Shane’s other secret was this. He had a hero and that hero was Scott Hunter.
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- #76556076
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Spilling Secrets by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-04
Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life
Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me
Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
Rose: But sure, go off you little horndogOr: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.
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- AO3:
- #82461826
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“Hi,” Ilya says, his attempt at making his voice a purr lost to how fucking happy he is, to have this, to see Shane Hollander in a way no one else ever gets to. He crosses the room and kneels over him, pulling him up into a kiss that Shane gives him easily, making a sweet, soft noise that makes Ilya want to bite him with how cute it is. Instead, he gets a handful of the edge of the soft, fuzzy blanket to whip it off of Shane and replace it with his own body-
-only to be stopped when the blanket turns out to be far, far fucking heavier than he anticipated, pulling him up short when his attempt at a flick ends with barely moving the edge before it flops back down with audible weight.
(ilya versus shane's weighted blanket)
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- AO3:
- #82348406