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  1. HELP

    FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
    ADVICE I BEG OF YOU

    Connors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE

    Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF

    Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD

    no. im in the closet

    CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you

    CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but

    CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this

    not like that

    literally

    i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay

    Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why

    bc they're together

    hollanov

    and they're like, talking

    at the bar

    roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever

    its bright red hawaiian print

    and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways

    in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.

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  2. Two rival frat presidents accidentally turn a decade-long feud into foreplay. The closets, laundry, and locker rooms never recover.

    Or;

    4 times Shane and Ilya think they’re being discreet, and the one time they realize they might just be dumb, horny jocks.

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  3. The Boston Raiders 100% foolproof plan to get Rozy his man back

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  4. St. Simon
    i've been thinking about this for the past twelve hours, and my single problem with all of this is that you cannot be this down bad for a fucking metro, roz

    Ovlichein
    sainty, i think i'd agree but this is The Shane Hollander

    ‘Los
    no fr, anyone else and id be the first one to say cap stand UP !!! but this is miss jane
    like pls, miss jane will you teach me your ways

    Breezy
    ^^^^^ THE Miss Jane

    OR: Shane gets added to a new group chat a mere twenty-four hours after the ghostly outing. It's a highlight, compared to all the other shit that's happening.

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  5. Ilya: Marly got spiked.
    Jane: Shit. Is he okay?
    Ilya: Yes, but we do not have ride back to hotel.
    Jane: I'm on my way.

    --
    Set somewhere in the episode 4 "My Moon Man" Montage.

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  6. On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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    AO3:
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  7. Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

    or

    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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    #82743101
  8. Hammy <3 left the conversation.
    Sebbin added Hammy <3 to the conversation.
    Hammy <3 left the conversation.

    Or, Hammer doesn't want to be found, and Sebbin doesn't handle the silence well. The Bears try to help.

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  9. Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

    +++

    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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  10. Cliff's captain was missing again. 

    Or

    A glimpse into what could have happened if Shane hadn't gotten hurt.

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  11. Ilya and Shane agreed to come out to their teams separately. The Bears take it well and promise to have Ilya's back, but they have questions. aka a bunch of well meaning straight (?) guys asking about how things work

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  12. Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.

    Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.

    So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.

    -

    Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.

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  13. Shane has a bad feeling about this year's All Stars weekend.

    All Stars usually doesn't stress him out this much, not anymore. It's being held in St. Louis this year, which isn't ideal, but it's fine. It already got delayed into March, which has never happened before, but surely that's fine too. The timing is pushing uncomfortably close to playoffs, but it'll be fine. It's just a weekend. Everything will be fine.

    That's what he tells himself, anyway, as he stares at the news on the TV playing in his terminal waiting area. The anchors drone on and on in front of hospitals and government buildings. Text crawls menacingly across the bottom of the screen. Numbers keep catching his eye like brambles snagging in fabric. And over and over and over, that terrifying word keeps popping up.

    Pandemic.

    or: what if lockdown happened during the all stars weekend?

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  14. Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
    Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
    Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
    Results: See findings inside.
    Spoiler: He's not.

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  15. The Name by

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    2026-03-23

    After Shane suddenly leaves, Ilya struggles to make sense of what happened which forces him to face some questions about what he wants from his life. Set between the Tuna Meltdown and The All-Stars game in Tampa Bay.

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  16. “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.” “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old. Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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  17. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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  18. Jane and Lily caught by

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    2026-03-17

    It's all Marly's fault.

    He just had to mention 'Jane from Montreal' during an interview. And then JJ went and tweeted about 'Boston Lily'.

    And sure, Shane and Ilya are out and married now, but there are some things they had managed to keep private, their burner twitter accounts for one. But with the names Jane and Lily out there and their apparent 'very recognizable talking patterns' it took the internet 0.5 seconds to find them. And now Shane and Ilya have to deal with their friends publicly reacting to things they thought would forever remain anonymous.

    Surprising everyone, Ilya is the one suffering the most.

    Or.

    The Admirals, Metros and Raiders react to Hollanov burner accounts tweets.

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  19. Carmicheal: Link: The End of the Hollandry Era - A Power Couple's Unexpected Breakup Shocks Fans

    what is this

    Carmichael: click it

    why

    Carmichael: do it

    are you trying to hack me???

    Carmicheal: no definitely not

    you're not convincing

    Carmicheal: promise just click

    fine

    if i get some weird fucking porn virus im blaming you and taking it out on you too

    oh

    OH SHIT

    in which: the bears go to a club, the bears regret going to said club,rose landry comes through in their hour of need, and connors's girlfriend kicks him out of bed.

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  20. Marlow watches Sebbin and Hammer be weird on a kiss cam.

    Or, as long as no one asked, the kiss both happened and didn’t happen.

    POV Cliff Marlow because hothothot, and Ilya Rozanov being a science guy.

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    AO3:
    #81278111
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