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  1. Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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  2. OttaWAGs retell the stories of how they met their hockey significant others and Ilya just wants to spend more time with his in-laws. Or How the OttaWAGs find out about the Hollanov timeline. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place in the early days after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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  3. Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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  4. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  5. HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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  6. Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
    Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
    Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
    Cassie added Jane to the conversation.

    Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.

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  7. JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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  8. After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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  9. I'll see myself out by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-24

    Shane stared up at the ceiling. Everything he’d been keeping inside for the last month was threatening to boil over into a ugly mess, and his eyes stung. “I thought that if I could just ignore it, it would go away. I thought that if I gave it more time, I’d keep myself from doing something drastic.”

    He rubbed at his face and kept his hands there, a shield to protect him from the weight of the decision he couldn’t keep running from. “It’s been weeks, and I don’t know what to do. I feel sick every time I think about going back, but…” He looked at Ilya and saw the blue eyes there creased with concern, sadness, and that simmering anger at everything that had ever hurt Shane. He sniffed. “I don’t think I’m strong enough to leave. Leaving feels like giving up. But so does staying.”

    “No.” Ilya shook his head and shuffled forward so his body was mirroring Shane’s, twin parentheses encompassing their shared years in between worn bodies. “No, my love.”

    Or: After the playoffs end for Montreal and Ottawa, Shane has a decision to make. His relationship with the Metros is on thin ice, and it might take a couple Centaurs to break it for good.

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  10. Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

    Montreal Metros’ new Center, William Dubois, says the Metros aren’t intimidated by their recent loss, while former Captain, Shane Hollander-Rozanov, still literally looms large

    -or-

    A lot of people are obsessed with Shane Hollander. He's only obsessed with one person.

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  11. Lisa Hayes has SLEUTHED that Ilya has a somebody.

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  12. And so, that brings Wyatt here, where he is sitting on a sofa with Lisa on his lap, in the living room of Ilya and Shane’s Ottawa home, watching Shane Hollander on The Tonight Show. A genuinely insane string of words that he would never have thought to put together just ten months ago.

    But, Wyatt knows how to adapt, so here he is.

    Or, Wyatt Hayes and his observations on Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

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  13. The truth is public.

    The fallout is coming.

    As the dust begins to settle, messages start flooding in. Shane and Ilya find themselves surrounded, not by speculation, but by the people who matter.

    Eleven years in secret.

    One conversation in the open.

    And a support system they never thought they’d ever get.

     

    *

     

    Part 2 of “History has Its Eyes on You”

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  14. 'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...

     

    pov Wyatt

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  15. Ilya gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.

    Sequel to Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship

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  16. Ilya: Should still get sexy dress and nice jewelry, wear to clubs be gorgeous Priya: like a revenge dress Ilya: Yes that Ilya: Some men very stupid, must see with their own eyes what they lost, and then they regret but is too late Ilya: But don’t need to feel bad for them because they do it again, with someone else Ilya: She must learn there many better men if she wants to look Ilya: I have best man (but he is taken 🥰) --- A collection of WAGs chats about a wardrobe emergency, team loyalty, and personal hygiene. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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  17. Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.

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  18. Shane is added to the Centaurs WAG + Harris chat at the beginning of the 20-21 season.

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