Why Are Men? (ilya is one of the girls)

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  1. How I Met Your Mother (And Father) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-30

    OttaWAGs retell the stories of how they met their hockey significant others and Ilya just wants to spend more time with his in-laws. Or How the OttaWAGs find out about the Hollanov timeline. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place in the early days after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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    AO3:
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  2. That One Time the Centaurs Get Talked into Running an Adult Hockey Clinic by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-16

    Roz: Listen up you unimaginative fuckers Hazy: I regret ever teaching you that word Roz: New strategy Roz: We check extra hard during home games Roz: Mostly when we play Voyageurs in 2 weeks --- Ottawa WAG and team chats about to check or not to check. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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    AO3:
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  3. If You Like It Put A Ring On It (all the married ladies) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-21

    Caitie: Ilya, I say this with all of my love to Shane Caitie: And he is the BEST hockey player no note (sorry) Caitie: He is NOT one of the girls and this is a girls only group Lisa: We love Shane, but he is Captain Serious so he doesn’t get to join the girls Lisa: Because girls just wanna have fun, girls just wanna have fu-un --- Ilya gets added to a separate WAGs chat and participates in helping women support women, one unhinged chat at a time. Everyone also says sorry a lot, because Canada. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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  4. have you met jonny? by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-21

    Ilya: You take classes on sexuality in Canada? Ilya: And Shane still didn’t know he is gay? Ilya: Or he didn’t know because he missed class? Harris: I was a gay theatre kid in high school and university. Harris: But the whole queer narrative still sucks. Ilya: I understand now. That’s why is important for us to change this “narrative” no? The Irina Foundation is trying to do this. So queer is not sad or depressing. --- Where Jonny Kim is every Asian mom’s wet dream and every Asian Offspring's worst nightmare, Ilya wants to change the queer narrative (one hockey player at a time?), and the sacred Asian institution that is the Mandarin buffet must be preserved. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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  5. Freakum Dresses and Other Things My Girls Talk About by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-31

    Ilya: Should still get sexy dress and nice jewelry, wear to clubs be gorgeous Priya: like a revenge dress Ilya: Yes that Ilya: Some men very stupid, must see with their own eyes what they lost, and then they regret but is too late Ilya: But don’t need to feel bad for them because they do it again, with someone else Ilya: She must learn there many better men if she wants to look Ilya: I have best man (but he is taken 🥰) --- A collection of WAGs chats about a wardrobe emergency, team loyalty, and personal hygiene. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.

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