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In Eric Bennett’s Defence by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-03
Rozanov said my girl, so what was I supposed to think? ft. Eric Bennett.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,633
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84187411
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Ilya Rozanov's 12 Step Plan For Public Flirting by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-28
Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.
This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.
A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’
Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.
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Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.
- Language:
- English
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- 7,896
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83798931
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ballet mishaps, or hayden pike's no good, very bad day by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-28
Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.
Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.
- Part 6 of crackin' open a cold one
- Language:
- English
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- 2,000
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82161196
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“Got someone special waiting for you?”
Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.
“I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”
The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.
OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.- Language:
- English
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- 14,663
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- 3/3
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82999881
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It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.
Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.
- Part 3 of SnailMail33 Cinematic Universe
- Part 3 of SnailyMaily HR fics
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- English
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- 4,521
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83795516
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#TheOttawaConspiracy by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-24
The trials and tribulations of Luca Haas, Hollanov Truther and RPF Warrior.
He just knows that Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Shane Hollander, and that when Roz disappears, it's to drive to Montreal and fuck nasty with Hollander. Unfortunately, he can't exactly share his conspiracy theory in the Centaurs team chat when they start speculating about where Rozanov disappears to during his free time.
Initially based on this tumblr post
- Language:
- English
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- 14,007
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- 4/4
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82905216
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-23
The world is a cruel place, and Ilya Rozanov suffers greatly on a near-daily basis.
- Part 2 of Cottage Core
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- English
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- 4,508
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83611416
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eleven out of ten by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-23
Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
Ilya: Sure.
Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussyIn which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life
A sequel to "ten out of ten"
- Part 8 of the secret society of stick handlers
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- English
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- 12,353
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83557496
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Rozanov
hello this is ilya rozanovRozanov
can you please stop with thisRozanov
i am not homophobicRozanov
hollander is not homophobicRozanov
you are making my life very hard🙄🙄Vaughny
maybe u should stop being a homophobic assholeScott
Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.Rozanov
i hate you bothRozanov
one momentRozanov
i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proofRozanov
but he said no😣😣😣😣(after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')
- Part 14 of hr: online edn
- Part 19 of ways they didn't find out
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- 3,167
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- AO3:
- #83597806
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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- English
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- 9/9
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79825931
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“Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”
“Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”
“I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.
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Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised
- Part 1 of Shane Hollander, Famous
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- AO3:
- #83479646
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Shane noticed three things, almost all at once:
1. Ilya wasn’t moving, just sitting there too still, staring straight at him.
2. The small green light next to the webcam was on.
3. The chat on the screen was flying.Or: the internet spiraled trying to figure out who the guy in boxers and Rozanov’s hoodie was in the Bruins captain’s bedroom.
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- English
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- 4,366
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83435161
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Unknown Number Its been 24 hours you can stop now Rose Who’s this ?? Stop what ?? Unknown Number Holding him hostage ~ Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.
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- 9/10
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79927181
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"I knew it!" Ilya crows much too loudly, smacking Shane in the chest with the magazine. "Shane Hollander, did you buy this to jerk off to?!"
Or: Ilya is tasked with helping Shane clean out his childhood bedroom. He is totally, completely, extremely normal about this.
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- #83420471
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“Hey, Hollander, it’s your turn to tell the story,” Wyatt Hayes interrupts from the row behind them.
“The what?” Shane questions, looking to Ilya, who only manages to give him a sort of sympathetic look. “Is this some kind of hazing thing you didn’t tell me about?”
Troy Barrett’s head pops up from the row in front of him. “It’s something we do every flight. Harris told the story about his sister and a skunk on that first flight after the incident in Tampa, and it kinda became a thing. Helps to calm everyone’s nerves.”
“Oh,” Shane says, feeling nervous and kind of annoyed already. “Just like…any story?”
“Usually it’s something funny. Pretty simple stuff,” Nick Chouinard tells him. “But you’ve got to stand in the aisle and project so we can all hear you.”
“Oh, but I don’t have that loud of a voice,” he tries to say, but it doesn’t seem like anyone is listening, an excited rumble moving through the team.
Fucking great.
“So, the first time Ilya met my parents was so bad.”
“How bad was it?” Hayes deadpans, and everyone laughs again.
Shane swallows. "I'm so glad you asked."
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- AO3:
- #83429326
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-18
Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
- Part 1 of Centaurs Shenanigans
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- AO3:
- #83065366
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mfw shane hollander is my cousin by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-17
Kevin: Just shouted FUCK ROZANOV at my tv screen and Grandma Hollander didn’t even hit me, that’s how you KNOW it’s bad
Anthony: Fuck Rozanov, you should’ve been #1 Shane. What a load of horseshit
Ben: Fuck Rozanov!!!!!!!
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the Hollander cousins group chat throughout the years
- Part 14 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Part 5 of heated rivalry social media fics
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83261186
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JJ
ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no goodMon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested in dating right now!JJ
right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏—
Cens groupchat
Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked(jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)
- Part 16 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 13 of hr: online edn
- Language:
- English
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- 2,131
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83225576
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This Wasn't the Beginning I Pictured (but I think it's working for me) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-16
What if Ilya had stayed for round two the night of their first hook up, only to fall asleep there and be discovered by Yuna Hollander the next morning?
OR: Shane gets a version of the “Rose tells him he’s gay” conversation at 19 instead of 25, and it comes from his mother.
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- English
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- 2,158
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83246176
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rozanov's complete and utter lack of jealousy: a case study by Strawberriesalt
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-15
Depending on who you ask, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were going through a rough patch in their marriage, or Rozanov was into cuckolding? Or 5 times the Centaurs wondered why Rozanov wasn’t jealous when someone flirted with Hollander, and the 1 time they found out.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,725
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83190181