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Hayden Pike Accidental Bisexual by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-30
Hayden Pike is accidentally outed as bisexual on Twitter after a speech was taken out of context. Understandably the fandom explodes and Ilya and Shane can't help but fan the flames.
- Part 2 of Game Changers SocMed Crack Fics
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- English
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- 1,235
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78594431
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
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- English
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- 13,739
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- 3/3
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77840931
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Wait, is this song about us? by thingcalledlove
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-28
Ilya knew it sounded crazy, but he was ninety-nine point nine percent sure he was being stalked. Because there was no rational explanation for how his entire relationship with Shane, his very secret relationship, had been documented in painstaking detail and turned into five record-breaking studio albums by some British boyband called One Direction.
- Part 3 of Hollanov vs The Internet
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- English
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- 1,525
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78450026
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After the events of I Like Jane For You, the public reacts to Rozanov and Pike as secret friends.
Conveyed through text threads, social media, and news articles.
- Part 4 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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- English
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- 17,606
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- 3/3
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #78177666
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"You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused. Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?" "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing." "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together." "You know what you're doing." Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie." BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
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- English
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- 5,716
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78081851
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@rozanovisking WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello?????? 461k people liked this tweet. (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 8 of hr: online edn
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- English
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78168636
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat. Jane’s ex Okay Shane when am I meeting your man! Shane What Shane How did you even get his number? Shane Wait did you go through my phone? Lily (Shane) None of your business. Jane’s ex laughed at this message. Jane’s ex …maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤ Shane I don’t understand, are you two friends or something?? Lily (Shane) No Jane’s ex Yes! Jane’s ex It’s a work in progress! Jane’s ex But he’s warming up to me I can tell Lily (Shane) disliked this message. (rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 7 of hr: online edn
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #78055166
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Four Possibilities For Shane's Renter, And One That's True by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Inception (2010)
2026-01-22
There are a lot of fun possibilities on who could rent the other flat in Shane's Montreal Sex Building. Here are a few possibilities. One is true.
- Part 1 of Dream Rivalry Verse
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- English
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- 790
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78110001
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Fanfic Etiquette by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-21
H: I can't believe I have to explain to you why you can't write RPF about yourself and your husband TO POST ON THE INTERNET.
I: Harris, this is very poor fanfiction etiquette.
I: YSINMS
I: Ship and let ship, Harris.Or, Harris tries to get Ilya to stop writing fanfiction and instead gets lessons in appropriate fanfic etiquette.
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- English
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- 1,217
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- 1
- AO3:
- #78047721
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there lived a certain man in Russia long ago by blankjournals
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-21
Ilya pivots smoothly and turns towards Shane, raising one dark eyebrow. If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin' Come and jump on it His jacket comes off next, and he drops it carelessly on the floor. The tank comes off, slow and sensual, as if his body is fighting him to keep it on. It doesn't drop to the floor. This time, Ilya hurls it across the bed. Shane laughs despite himself as he catches it, resists the hysterical urge to sniff it and quickly tosses it aside, “You asshole, what if that hit my glasses—” Ilya continues undeterred, hands trailing up his chest, and Shane's breath catches, his body heating as his nerves spark to life. Ilya’s hands make their way to his curls, where he squeezes them with both hands as he thrusts his crotch up in the air. Shane snickers, then he falls back against his pillows as a breathless sound erupts from him again. Inspired by yet another tweet from @paulasoldestson. OR, Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself.
- Part 2 of hollanov's playlist
- Part 2 of social media and chat fics
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- English
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- AO3:
- #78033391
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He'd still not seen them kiss or touch in any way that signified love or affection, despite their now very public relationship and the elephant-in-the-room matching gold rings. No, instead, he’d seen Hollander push Rozanov away and tell him to 'fuck off'. The next half an hour did nothing to lessen his view that they do not seem very compatible. They barely touch. Every time Rozanov moved to touch his husband, Hollander moved away, looking awkward. Instead, they bickered and threw chirps at one another like they were still bitter rivals on the ice. Then, slowly but surely, Shane Hollander got drunk. The second the third vodka passed Shane's lips, Wyatt Hayes had let out a long-suffering sigh and said, "Here they go." Scott frowned, not understanding. "What do you mean?" Boodram chuckled. “Oh, you’ll see.” Scott and Carter exchanged a glance as if to say ‘what the fuck?’. (scott doesn't understand how hollander and rozanov work. one night in his bar is enough for him to realise that he's an idiot)
- Part 4 of from the outside
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- English
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #76648861
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This is the final straw, Shane thought, staring up at the enormous wall to wall billboard of Ilya in nothing but tight white Calvin Kleins. (yuna adopts ilya as her second son via brand deals. shane suffers.)
- Part 2 of from the inside
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- English
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- 2,934
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #76653846
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Pike handed over the phone, unlocked. Cliff got his phone out and pulled up Ilya’s contact alongside ‘Lily’s’. Holy. Fucking. Shit. He was a fucking genius. “Holy shit, I was right!” Cliff leapt up from the seat. “Jane is Shane and Lily is Ilya! Holy fuck, I’m a fuckin’ genius. Just call me Poirot, motherfucker!” (cliff visits shane in hospital. him and hayden get chatting about lily and jane. cliff puts the pieces together)
- Part 8 of ways they didn't find out
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- English
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #77881036
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(Not) Too Hot to Handle: Ilya Rozanov Version by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-18
People on the internet defend Ilya Rozanov's slut era? It's a Twitter crack fic, sue me.
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- English
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- 1
- AO3:
- #77878451
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Ilya's POV for I Like Jane For You
The same mix-up leaves Ilya with someone else's boring phone for three days. It does not contain as many secrets. It does contain more Hollander, more pregnant nudies, and it comes with constant annoying updates from Hayden Pike.
- Part 2 of Haydenov Phone Swap
- Language:
- English
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- 12,988
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- 1/1
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #77861736
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That One Time the Centaurs Get Talked into Running an Adult Hockey Clinic by Meishali
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-16
Roz: Listen up you unimaginative fuckers Hazy: I regret ever teaching you that word Roz: New strategy Roz: We check extra hard during home games Roz: Mostly when we play Voyageurs in 2 weeks --- Ottawa WAG and team chats about to check or not to check. Ilya is one of the girls and that’s the canon I’m going with. Takes place after Shane joins the Centaurs.
- Part 2 of Why Are Men? (ilya is one of the girls)
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- English
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- 1
- AO3:
- #77745216
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Ilya sees Scott Hunter kiss his man on the ice and is immediately filled with horror at being out-done by him, so calls Shane so they can plan how they're going to fix this.
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- English
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- 1
- AO3:
- #77772486
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Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya... The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked. To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.
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- English
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- 9,575
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77793006
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In a world where Shane was encouraged to do high school theatre because he was socially awkward. The consequences of this live on the internet forever.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #77594646
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the hot mic heard around the world (or how hollanov broke the internet) by pucksandpower
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-13
The hot mic incident was just the beginning. Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds. Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main. The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged. [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]
- Part 2 of hot mics and hotter rivalries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,067
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77626776