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After a very illuminating conversation with Cliff Marleau on a night out, Carter Vaughn decides the rivalry is getting rather ridiculous. The tension between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov is clearly at an all-time high.
Which is why he makes a plan for the All Stars Game in 2017, recruiting a group of hockey players to help him.
But in one thing Carter is very clear. Those two need to fuck it out.
- Part 7 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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Your wish is my command by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-27
Prompt from Twitter: Boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them it was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest bug
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The Wired Autocomplete Interview by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-07-26
HOLMBERG, reading: “Who are the Ottawa Foals?”
YOUNG: This makes us sound like a YouTube dude-bro house.
LEVIN: The hottest men in the league.
JONES: We all know it’s Shane. You know it’s Shane based on the fact you have a [BEEP]in’ poster of him on your door.
LAPOINTE: The Ottawa Foals is the name of the young core on the Ottawa Centaurs. It is mostly rookie players still on Entry Level Contracts but I am on my extension contract with the Cens. So I’m not a rookie anymore.
or, the foals do the wired autocomplete interview. luca has a miserable time
- Part 7 of the loser has to fall
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Fall in love with anyone by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-24
“If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?” Quickly, Ilya adds, “Don’t say that you want to know if you win the Cup.”“Why not? What if that’s my answer?”
“Is so boring, Hollander. Of course you want to know this. But Ilya Rozanov and Boston Raiders exist in this world, so crystal ball says, so sad, but no.”
“Fuck off. What are these questions even for, anyway? Are you interviewing me for something? Wouldn’t you have to, like, tell me if you were?”
Ilya is quick to assure Hollander before his paranoia takes him right out of this phone call. “It is not for interview, Hollander. I am just wondering. Answer the question.”
“And I can’t say that I would want to know whether I win the Cup.”
“Yes, other than that.”
“I guess… I guess I would want to know, like, am I happy?”
Ilya reads an article about 36 questions that are supposed to make people fall in love. He decides to ask Shane.- Language:
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Operation Find Shane's Soulmate by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-23
In a world where Ilya and Shane are nothing but rivals, Shane's friends are determined to find the love of Shane's life.
Somehow, all roads lead to Ilya Rozanov.
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a pox on all your houses by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-20
"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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Jousting for Hollander by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-07-20
Rozanov: Is this where I hand in my boyfriend application? I have prepared CV, introduction video, letters of recommendation and photo of me in bed with Stanley Cup. With or without clothes, your choice ;)
Lundin: We were supposed to prepare something? I can do that, no problem! How long do we have?
Baldwin: I think he is making fun of the whole thing, can we throw him out?
Rozanov: Is no joke, I have fileshare link ready to send.
Hunter: He is definitely joking.
Baldwin: What are you doing here? Aren’t you getting married?
Hunter: My fiancé insisted.
Hunter: He said, and I quote: “I never thought about adding a third but it’s Shane fucking Hollander, we would be dumb if we didn’t try."
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The world stops when Scott Hunter kisses his boyfriend Kip on the ice after he wins the Stanley Cup in 2017.
The world tilts fully off its axis when Shane Hollander comes out after his third cup win in 2018.
What follows are a bunch of (drunk) Instagram comments, a Rose Landry shaped intervention, a brutal battle between NHL superstars and one precious price on the line: A date with THE Shane Hollander.
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Shane has no idea what the hell he's doing, but the longer this goes on the more real it all feels and he can't keep pretending this is a dream.
But it has to be.
It's simply not possible for him to be a fucking cat in Ilya Rozanov's kitchen.aka
shane gets turned into a cat and ilya has no idea... until he does- Part 6 of ilya_and_pasta completed hr fics
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Boston Lily Is Pregnant! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-13
Hayden has solved the Boston Lily mystery - Lily and Shane are in love, and she’s pregnant! Now Hayden just needs to be patient until Shane tells him the happy news.
But that might be harder than expected…
- Part 2 of The Sunshine of His Smile
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heated island by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-12
“I have a surprise for you all, if you’ve been good boys and girls.” Ariana gestured across the lawn, where pink X-shaped crosses now dotted the landscape. Handcuffs dangled from the top of each.
“Two, if we’re being technical. Islanders, please welcome our new bombshells! They will be giving you a very warm welcome. If you’re chosen, that is. Have fun…”Shane's wrists pulled against his restraints, heart thudding. A finger ran over his lips, shushing him. Then two hands appeared, tracing his body, warm and firm over his exposed skin. Shane panted, dizzy and delirious. Through the haze, he started smiling. He was straight. He was actually straight. Irrefutably hard as hell for some sexy new bombshell.
A hand traced Shane’s jaw, almost tender, and their hips pressed together again for just a moment. Shane’s mind stuttered, his own hardness meeting…something else.
Warm breath wafted into his ear. “I will give you some time to ah, calm down, yes?”
Shane jerked back, hitting his head against the cross with a loud curse.
The voice was Russian. Vaguely familiar. And unmistakably male.
~shane goes on love island. ilya enters as a bombshell. gay chaos ensures. ~
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-12
Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026
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They don't know about us by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-11
When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.
(Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)
- Part 3 of Alternate Universe
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-10
At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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Ten Easy Steps to Being a Good Boyfriend by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-09
After the cottage, Shane panic-googles how to be a good boyfriend and follows every step.
Ilya becomes increasingly convinced Shane is about to break up with him.
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From The Cutting Room Floor by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-07
The extra bits cut from the Centaurs social media posts in Don't Think Too Hard.
- Part 3 of Don't Think 'Verse
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The Power Play Divorce by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-06
Based off this Tumblr post.
The league implements a series of rules designed to stop Shane and Ilya from playing together on the Centaurs power play unit, culminating in a rule that prohibits two married players from being on the same shift. Shane and Ilya immediately file for divorce.- Language:
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Head of the WAGs by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-04
The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs
Harris
Good morning, RozIlyusha 🩵
Hello, traitor.- Part 6 of What is a RHOO?
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Shane Hollander, Gay Hockey Jesus by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-03
Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.- Part 5 of
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“I think. Maybe we try a threesome,” Rose said. Watched as Shane’s face underwent so many expressions at once she worried for a half second he might be having a stroke.
When his face had calmed down, chosen one expression - something bland and rigid - Shane spoke. “Um,” he said. “I. I’m not sure sure if. If that’s what you want, yes, we can, of course. I just don’t think that will. Having another. Woman. There. Would help my. Performance?”
She nodded, squeezed his hand. “I wasn’t thinking of another woman,” she said, interested to see if this would be more or less panic inducing for Shane. “I was thinking a guy. I know Miles would be interested.”
Rose begins her break up/you are gay talk with Shane, and Shane derails it in a last ditch attempt at proving to himself that he can be what he thinks he should be. They agree to give their relationship another go, and are ridiculous about it.
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least valuable player by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-01
Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”
or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.
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- AO3:
- #85330086