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  1. "Don't you want to know what it would be like to fuck me? To claim me like this when no one ever did? To make me yours in every possible way?"

    Ilya barely had time to finish his sentence as Shane's lips were on his, engulfing him in a feverish kiss. Shane broke the kiss, panting against Ilya's mouth.

    "Shane, will you please fuck me?"

    Or: Shane tries weed for the first time and Ilya asks Shane to fuck him.

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  2. If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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  3. “Is simple,” Ilya says. “You say ‘yes’ for ‘no’ and ‘no’ for ‘yes’. You tell me ‘keep going,’ and I hear ‘stop’. Is just opposites, malysh.” “That’s easy for you to say,” Shane grumbles. “I’m the one who has to remember.” “Poor Hollander,” Ilya taunts. “I have to remember, too. But if it’s so much trouble for you, we don’t have to do this.” “Wait, wait,” Shane says hurriedly. “I can do it. C’mon, I swear.” “If you’re sure,” Ilya replies. “Do you want me to keep going?” “Ye-no - no, I mean, no,” Shane answers. “I don’t want this.” Ilya smiles, pushing Shane’s chest and positioning himself over his body. “Good.” or, Shane and Ilya explore consensual non-consent with a twist.

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  4. ""Is it weird to produce a lot of precum"

    The cursor blinks impatiently for Shane to type enter. Finger hovering over the laptop keyboard. Eyes moving rapidly across the screen, heart rate ticking up. A deep breath and then he presses the allusive key."

    or Shane's previous hookups have told him he gets "too wet" and he's doing everything he can to hold onto Ilya.

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  5. Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

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    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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  6. ~And from your lips, he drew the Hallelujah

    Ilya Rozanov leaves Boston and signs with Ottawa, trying to fight a slow slide into emptiness and find meaning in his life again. Shane Hollander is a lonely, struggling artist who lost his spark. When they meet by chance, they both have to decide what's worth living for.

    Or…Shane never gets the chance to become a pro hockey player, so they meet later in life. Basically, they’re both sad boys, but the healing will be worth it (mostly soft fluff, very low angst). More baggage, fewer hangups.

    ~You see I used to live alone before I knew ya.

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    “So maybe we would have played together,” Ilya said.

    “Yeah. Maybe we would have been rivals,” Shane said, and that got a grin out of him. He couldn’t quite imagine it, but he thought that would have been fun, facing off against Ilya Rozanov. In another life.

    Ilya nodded slowly. “And yet here we are, meeting anyway. Maybe we were meant to.”

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  7. “Please,” he says finally, voice breaking as he gives in. “Fuck, please, Rozanov, I’m gonna—”

    Rozanov pulls all the way back, mouth releasing his cock with a noise that makes Shane’s hips rock up into nothing.

    “Rozanov,” he begs again.

    “Hmm?” Rozanov asks, kissing Shane’s shaking thigh gently. “You need something?”

    “You— fuck— you said I could come,” Shane says, trying to keep the accusatory note out of his voice.

    “Mhm. When you say my name, yes?”

    “I did!” Shane says, just a hint of a whine in his tone now. Rozanov smirks at him.

    “Oh, sweetheart,” he says. “My first name.”

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    Ilya does something a little different on tuna melt day.

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  8. Ilya had pried out all of Shane’s dirty little desires from behind his ribcage; how Shane wants Ilya to force him—really genuinely force him—even when he desperately wants to stop, how he needs Ilya to do whatever he wants to him, to own Shane so completely that nothing he does could make Ilya stop. And the carefully held control that Shane has over his own life is so mind numbingly draining in a way that frequently has him wanting to curl into a ball and cry. But when he’s with Ilya, he doesn’t have to worry about it anymore, he doesn’t even have to think unless Ilya asks him a question. It is his salvation; this control that Ilya wields over him so easily, taking the reins without Shane even needing to ask, and Shane wants more of it. He doesn’t want to have any control over what Ilya does to him, he doesn’t want to have to think about it or make decisions for it, Ilya knows him, and he trusts Ilya. OR: Shane gives Ilya the power to ignore his safeword whenever he wants

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  9. “I’m…. I have a boyfriend, actually,” Shane whispered. “So…”

    “So?” The demon’s expression broke into an amused grin. “I don’t really care, but I can be polite. Where’s he, then?”

    He ditched me just an hour before our date for something definitely more important, and that’s how I got in a shitty warehouse with my friends, summoning a sex demon, who hit my balls while I was asleep and it was so fucking good I got the hardest orgasm in my life, though Shane.

    “Like, currently?” he said. “I don’t know.”

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    Demon summoning go wrong. Or right?

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  10. Ilya and Shane go to bed satisfied after a huge win and a night of celebrating. Shane fell asleep easily and Ilya is stuck awake, but fortunately for him, Shane’s subconscious seems just as needy as when he's awake.

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    Ilya can't sleep, Shane has a wet dream and starts humping the bed, so Ilya wants to fuck about it

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  11. After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

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    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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  12. A look at the year that Ilya still played for Boston, except they explicitly state their dom/sub relationship, and explore that dynamic (and kink) together.

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    When they first started, it was by accident. Ilya followed Shane’s lead; he read his body and responded with his own. Shane liked to be on his knees for Ilya, and Ilya liked to keep him there.

    The first time it went wrong. Shane thought it was his fault. It wasn’t.

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    Now with 10k-word SMUTTY EPILOGUE

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  13. Shane hears about Cliff Marleau's specialty in threesomes and, after asking his husband, learns about it firsthand.

    OR: Shane becomes the meat in an Ilya/Cliff sandwich

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  14. “I should go,” Shane says. His voice is low. Controlled. Like it costs him something to say it.
    Ilya doesn’t move out of his way.
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    OR: Ilya is training for the priesthood when vampire Shane Hollander walks into his church — and temptation follows.

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    "What I’m trying to say is, I want you to fuck me and I want to say no. And I, I want you to do it anyway.” Ilya’s mouth opened and his eyes widened in understanding. “Oh Mr. Pervert, what a thing to say. Tell me more.” Or: All Shane wants is for Ilya to overpower him. It's hard to ask, and even harder to receive what you ask for. But it's worth it in the end.

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  16. Between college, his night shift, and the other thing, Shane really doesn't have time to 'get to know' Ilya Rozanov. The man is clearly dangerous and obviously infuriating, and Shane totally does. Not. Have. Time.

    Ilya doesn't do attachments, and he never does favors. He shouldn't give in to the urge to take care of this idiot student who was so mean to him, and he really shouldn't become so invested in his well-being.

    The one where Ilya's the heir to a mafia syndicate, Shane really needs to get some sleep, and Hayden is not allowed to share his hats. There's passive-aggressive caretaking, more secrets than necessary, and bickering that can be heard through the walls.

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  17. The command had sliced through him like a knife, and Shane had very nearly opened his mouth. It didn’t just paralyse his jaw, his entire body locked up, shock rippling through him. No matter how many comments were made, neither of them had ever been so evil as to order him so directly. Not since- But then Ilya Rozanov had tackled both of them to the ground, flinging his entire body weight at them, skates flying into the air. - AU where Shane just wants to play hockey but biology and shitty teammates make it nearly impossible. Ilya just wants to have some good competition on the ice. They make it work (eventually).

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  18. Shane surprises Ilya by wearing a thong and a Rozanov jersey.

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  19. If there’s one thing Shane Hollander has learned by now, it’s that there is nothing Ilya loves more than a challenge. He knew somewhere in the back of his mind that it was probably a bad idea to start the drive to the cottage off by telling him just how long it would take to get there. Shane was- fuck, he was just trying to be polite. Make sure Ilya wasn’t starving after a day of travel. But now he can feel Ilya’s eyes on the side of his face, can feel the tension that fills up every inch of his Land Rover, can feel how… hungry Ilya really is.

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  20. “I can see your boner from here, you’re not hiding anything from me,” Shane huffed. “So… Now what?” “Now-,” Suddenly, the room spun as Ilya flipped Shane onto his stomach, which caused his back to arch at a drastic angle due to his legs being tied in such a way. He was on his knees with his cheek pressed into the pillows, and Shane let out a cross between a moan and a squeak of surprise when Ilya man-handled him, feeling his hands spreading his cheeks more than they already were given his extremely compromising position. “We enjoy ourselves. Or, I enjoy myself, and you lay there and take it like the good little slut I know you are.” ** OR: Ilya brings up the idea of bondage in the bedroom, and they both end up enjoying it much more than they initially imagined.

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