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  1. Agony! Beyond power of speech by

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    2026-03-31

    After needing jaw surgery following a game injury, Shane receives a flirty message on his phone. Does the very handsome dental surgeon who took care of him want to know him better? Shane has to ask him. Reader, he was wrong about half of the story.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79822841

  2. it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-31

    Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

    Language:
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    10,445
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80972336

  3. Jackie or Shane? by

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    2026-03-29

    “Okay.” J.J. finished his beer, depositing the bottle on the coffee table and looked at Ilya. “Do you wanna play a game?”

    Another eyebrow raise from Ilya.

    “I call it Jackie or Shane, a game where I tell you an actual real quote that I heard Hayden say and you have to guess if he said it to his wife or his best friend.”

    Ilya blinked.

    J.J. held eye contact.

    “Let’s do this.”

     

    OR

    Ilya and J.J. bonding over a silly game

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82093166

  4. three times shane hollander attempts at asking ilya rozanov for a break, and the one time he actually gets it by

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    2026-03-27

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been together for over a decade. In this time frame, Shane Hollander asks Ilya Rozanov for a break 3 times. It's too bad Ilya Rozanov doesn't really understand what a break is or how long it should last.

    Language:
    English
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    12,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81968646

  5. Luca Haas: Lost in New York by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-22

    On an off day in New York, the Ottawa Centaurs are free to do as they please to enjoy the city. While everyone is making plans, it is revealed that nobody knows where Luca is. Not even his own boyfriend.

    OR

    The Ottawa Centaurs convince themselves that Luca was kidnapped in New York City.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81644911

  6. Zebra Huddle: 2010-2017 by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-18

    Prequel to Zebra Huddle

    The MLH refs have a group chat to gossip, talk hockey... and sometimes Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov come up, even when they don't even realize it.

    Language:
    English
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    1,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81434651

  7. Shane Hollander: Most Wanted by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-11

    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

    or

    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,325
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80986741

  8. Wasted by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-11

    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

    OR

    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

    Language:
    English
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    3,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81016366

  9. it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-04

    “Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.

    “Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”

    “No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”

    Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”

    Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”

    “Yeah, math.”

    “Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”

    What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”

    “Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”

    OR

    Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.

    Language:
    English
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    10,400
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80504906

  10. Marital Martial Mayhem by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-03

    Shane never fighting was a known fact of the hockey world. So well-known that it was essentially a universal truth at this point. It was one of the first things new fans of hockey learned, right up there with, ‘The Chuktka brothers can’t read’, ‘Mrad Barchand is a rat, reincarnated’, and, ironically, ‘Ilya Rozanov tries to pick a fight with anything that moves’.”

    A Hollanov wedding featuring:
    - several judo takedowns
    - a notable lack of chairs (steel or otherwise)
    - an abrupt and bitter goodbye to yesterday
    - a teary hello to tomorrow

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80500441

  11. blind date(s) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-02

    Jackie and Hayden conspire to set Shane up with one of Jackie's friends by inviting him over for dinner without telling him that said friend will be present. Shane and Ilya decide it's time they come out to the Pikes as a couple, so Shane invites Ilya over to the Pikes' place for dinner without sending Hayden a forewarning. Cue: a jealous man, a confused house guest, and one very kid-friendly Russian.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #80486326

  12. what you carry (and what you unpack) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-27

    Ahead of the Sochi Olympics, Shane, chronic over-packer, has invited J.J. over to help him sort the unnecessaries from the importants, hang out, and absolutely nothing else.

    When J.J. comes over and finds something unexpected in Shane's closet, things take a turn.

    (Or, J.J. discovers Shane's dildo: the fic.)

    Language:
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    5,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80359481

  13. but the fighter still remains by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-20

    "He hates me." It was Rozanov's only reply, frail and desperate and entirely unbelieving. Scott couldn't help but scoff.

    "No he doesn't." Rozanov kept his steely gaze trained on the ground, making a few attempts to speak before words actually found him.

    "That is what he said?" His shaky words were a timid mix of devastated and hopeful, and Scott found himself fighting back watering eyes of his own.

    "More than once." Scott confirmed. "Something tells me that you don't hate him, either." With that, the dam broke.

    or:

    Scott's still looking for his hotel room after talking to Shane Hollander. He finds Ilya Rozanov, instead.

    Language:
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    5,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79900706

  14. Bear With Me by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-19

    Shane reveals to Hayden that Boston Lily is a Bear. Hayden knows exactly what that means.

    (He does not)

    OR: Hayden cares so much about being a good gay ally that he forgets the Boston Bears exist.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79841201

  15. I tried to hide the feeling (but it just won't go away) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-18

    "The league wants me to hate him. The fucking press wants me to hate him. My parents... I mean they do hate him." Shane stopped to take a few deep breaths, like he was trying to prepare himself for something.

    "Hollander, you really don't have to tell me this-" Scott's frantic words were to no avail.

    "I did hate him. Or like... at least I used to. I thought I did. Thought maybe that was why I couldn't stop looking at him, cause I hated him." He laughed once. A choppy, wet laugh that wasn't very funny at all. "I did hate him. But then he kissed me."

    or:

    Scott Hunter goes looking for his hotel room. He finds a drunk Shane Hollander, instead.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79768126

  16. reefer madness by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-17

    Hayden’s phone is partially covering his face, but his smile is still just barely visible as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small bag that immediately makes Shane want to check the time on his phone, just in case. He’s going to get hell for this when Ilya gets home. Or; Shane gets very high; Ilya is very entertained by it.

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    3,670
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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79715846

  17. Requiem for Hayden Pike's Eyes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-15

    “I don’t care what gets you going,” Hayden said, which caused Shane to grimace. “You could have told me you were gay. I wouldn’t have said anything.” “I didn’t even know I was gay until a year ago.” Hayden paused. “You were fucking Rozanov for almost ten years and you, what, thought it was just straight homies helping each other out?” That actually got a laugh out of Rozanov. “Shane is slow sometimes.” -- Hayden accidently walks in on Shane and Ilya fucking.

    Language:
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    6,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79621401

  18. Fuckboy Fuzz by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-12

    Scott arrives at Sochi reckless, mostly hairless, and entirely Kip-less, but he's doing completely fine. Vaughny needs to stop worrying, because he's definitely not going to do something stupid, like spend his Gold medal speech begging Kip to take him back.

    Language:
    English
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    4,496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79359721

  19. Baby By Me by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-31

    It clicks.

    The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.

    Holy shit.

     

     --

     

    In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.

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    7,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #78648531

  20. Yin and Yang, Motherfucker! by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-31

    “Babe.”

    “What?” Hayden says, twisting his wedding ring around his finger.

    “Have you ever seen Shane with a girl?”

    “Um, yeah. Rose Landry, hello?”

    “Besides Rose,” Jackie says firmly. “They weren’t together very long, either, right? I mean, I didn’t even get to meet her! And, they stayed friends after.”

    Jackie stands from the bar stool and leans against the island, crossing her arms over her chest. “I don’t get it. What does that have to do with anything?”

    In which Hayden Pike loves his clever wife, walks in on something he perhaps shouldn't have, and a few awkward dinners are had.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #77634346
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