21 – 24 of 24 Works in Sexual Humor
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Ilya kisses him, soft, chaste. He pulls back just a little, his smile all teeth. “I was thinking about how much I want to knock you out.” Shane leans back, eyebrows pulling together as he laughs, a soft breath. “What?” “Knock you out,” Ilya repeats, bumping their noses together while he grinds down, filthy. “Put a baby in you.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77039556
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While they are at the cottage, Ilya gets his hands on Shane's phone a few times. Ilya enjoys it a lot, to Shane's dismay, that he gets to refer to himself as Shane's lover via text messages.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,017
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #76544096
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Shane and Ilya just came out as an engaged couple. They choose to do some press, including playing Truth or Drink.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,800
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76067516
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Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”
Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years
- Part 1 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,868
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75605916
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