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  1. MLH Referee Harvey Demarais is too damn old to be listening to gap-toothed meatheads throw slurs all over his ice. If the league won't hold players accountable...he will.

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  2. In January 2017, the Montreal Voyageurs ceased to exist. The owner and GM vanished after embezzling $600 million into a crypto scheme, forcing the franchise into federal bankruptcy and immediate dissolution. Contracts were voided overnight. Shane hadn’t spoken to Ilya since the tuna melt incident. Now, with no team, Shane could end up anywhere, on opposite sides of the country, or in the same locker room as Ilya.

    Fic inspired by Halt and Catch Fire by mashawisotsky

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  3. The truth is out.

    As friends and family close ranks around Shane and Ilya, the rest of the world starts catching up. The interview spreads, the leaked messages refuse to die quietly, and Montreal finds itself losing control of the story one reaction at a time.

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  4. Shane stares down at the paperwork in front of him. It's a yearly hassle – filling out documents, adding signatures to new addendums to contracts or policies. Updating health information, address, emergency contacts.

    Disclosing any relationships which may affect his work.

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  5. “I know, season is over. You probably want to sleep, snuggle your wives and your kids—or boyfriend,” he grins at Troy, “but I need my team for one more night.” He swallows hard. His heart beats harder. He thrums with energy. “I have big life announcement to make, and I don’t want to do it in stinky locker room. So. Everyone come to my house for dinner tomorrow night. Bring partners, children, whatever. We will celebrate our season, and I will tell you my big news."
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    In another world, where Hayden views his fanmail BEFORE posting, Shane and Ilya get to come out on their own terms.

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  6. It happens against Montreal, because of course it does. Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting. That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.

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  7. A flickering light in the locker room sends Shane into a meltdown after his first game against Montreal since joining Ottawa. Title from "Work Out" by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

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  8. Shane smiles shakily and Ilya lets go, watching him walk up and slot in between Haas and Wyatt. Bood leans forward, "Hollander okay?" Ilya smiles a little at the concern in his friend's voice, "He will be fine. We will all be fine, because," Ilya raises his voice, carrying over the line of hockey players, "we are winning tonight!" The ground shakes with the force of the team hitting their sticks against the rubber floors. Outside, the announcer begins announcing the Centaurs, and within the span of a minute, all of their skates are hitting the ice. OR Shane and Ilya play the Stanley Cup finals. And then they celebrate. A lot.

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