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  1. No Chance! by

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    2026-01-12

    Shane is failing statistics. Enter Ilya, his new study group partner who seems to know everything about the class.

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    AO3:
    #77549896

  2. Teenage Dirtbag by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-12

    "I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God." Or Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.

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    AO3:
    #77566066

  3. What they lost (and what Ottawa gained) by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-01-11

    Montreal tried to get Shane Hollander back. Shane and Ilya laughed, stayed married, and won anyway. Montreal realizes they want Shane Hollander back the same way people usually realize irreversible things: too late, through a screenshot, with a sense of dread they can’t quite justify. The photo is innocuous. Shane and Ilya in Ottawa, post-practice, arms slung around each other, Shane mid-laugh like happiness is no longer something he has to ration. Someone captions it culture matters. The replies are feral. Ilya notices first. “They follow you again,” he says mildly, scrolling. Shane squints at his phone. “Who?” “Montreal.” Shane blinks then barks out a laughs, “Oh my god. That’s hilarious.” They don’t start with a call or an apology or an acknowledgment of Shane's contribution. No, they start with interest; Likes on old photos, A vague article about unfinished business, A beat reporter using the word homecoming like it hasn’t already been poisoned. They don't come to Shane first, they go to the press, like they think peer pressure will make the offer taste sweeter. Shane reads headlines aloud like he’s doing a dramatic reading. “‘Sources say the organization has grown,’” he says. “Grown what? Regret?” Ilya hums. “They grow desperate.” The first email arrives a few days later. Shane opens it, reads one sentence, and hands his phone to Ilya. “They miss my leadership.” Ilya scrolls. “Do they miss apologizing?” “Nope.” “Then,” Ilya says, handing the phone back, “they miss the wrong thing.” Montreal escalates to an alarming degree. If Shane didn't know better, he'd think they actually wanted him back and not just the cup's he provided for them. Private calls, followed by carefully worded leaks, culminating in a handwritten letter that arrives in Ottawa like it expects gratitude. Shane opens it at the kitchen counter and dissolves into laughter. “They offered you the bigger closet,” he gasps. Ilya blinks. “They think I am movable.” “They think shelving fixes homophobia,” Shane wheezes. “I’m obsessed with how bad this is.” Ilya folds the letter neatly and drops it into recycling. “We are very happy,” he says calmly. “Somewhere else.” Ottawa, for their part, does not flinch. They know what they have and they know how to protect their own. They don't issue statements, no grovelling post's declaring how much they love Shane, they don't advertise that Shane's happy with them, they just let the fact's speak for themselves. They simply let him exist—loud, married, joyful—and the contrast does the work for them. Montreal’s locker room, however, implodes. Voyagers Group Chat: Jean-Luc: Ok, so this is officially bad right? Marc: This feels worse than bad Luc: The internet is calling it “aggressive flirting” Antoine: They sent him a LETTER Jean-Luc: I don’t get why he won’t even talk to management Hayden: Because the last time he talked, they told him to make his marriage disappear. Marc: That’s not how it was meant— Hayden: It’s how it landed. Antoine: They say they’ve changed Hayden: Did they apologize? Luc: …

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    AO3:
    #77470461

  4. Submissive Eyes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-06

    Harris convinces Shane and Ilya to read some thirst tweets.

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    AO3:
    #77213231

  5. All My Homies Hate the Montreal Voyageurs by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-03

    The video leaks on a random Tuesday, halfway through Shane Hollander’s first season with the Ottawa Centaurs. After the relationship and subsequent marriage between infamous rivals and to-be Hall-of-Famers Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov was revealed at the end of the previous season, all eyes were on the Centaurs and their newlyweds. or A video from the Voyageurs locker room before Game 4 of Ottawa vs. Montreal leaks.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76992001

  6. santa, can't you hear me? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-01-01

    “Santa won’t like the ginger ale if it’s Canada Dry, Ilya,” Shane explains drily. “He’s from the North Pole, not Canada. Don’t you know that?” OR: Shane & Ilya's daughter is afraid Santa won't come this year.

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    AO3:
    #76884131

  7. BREAKING: Shane Hollander has ADMITTED to sleeping with Teddy Bears by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2025-12-21

    JOHN - Interviewer: Do you feel any emotions towards the Boston Raiders after they injured you, and took you out of the playoffs? Shane Hollander: I feel a lot of emotions towards their team. JOHN - Interviewer: Any in specific? Shane Hollander: Romantic feelings. JOHN - Interviewer: Uh. Romantic? What does that mean? (Presumed) Yuna Hollander: Please excuse him. He’s concussed.

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    AO3:
    #76100921

  8. r/help In love with my boyfriend, not sure what to do about it? by

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    2025-12-20

    HockeyLover12: 1 day ago
    Hilarious how this Shane Hollander fan account just randomly decided to confess his gay love right after Scott Hunter did it

    Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
    Right yeah fan account! Yep that’s right !Haha

    Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
    Out of curiosity how do i delete a post.

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    AO3:
    #76067831
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