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  1. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Panic! At the Bell Centre! The Montreal Metros miss the playoffs for the second season in a row. Experts and fans are wondering: what’s happening in Montreal? We asked our experts: Link

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    Who's getting ready for the playoffs?

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    AO3:
    #89521511
  2. Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
    Watching fans who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨

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    Sometimes it hurts to remember just how good at hockey Shane Hollander actually is.

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    #87838386
  3. TMZ @TMZ
    Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.”

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    Shane's getting really tired of people talking shit about his husband.

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    #85786986
  4. Complex Sports @ComplexSports
    “Good luck.”
    Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

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    Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

     

    *Now with a bonus E-Rated chapter 🤭

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    AO3:
    #82837421
  5. Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed
    Y’all thought the competition stopped??? 😮‍💨

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    A harmless post starts Twitter discourse because, of course.
    It may also start a trend?

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    #82177356
  6. TMZ @TMZ
    Hockey’s favorite lovebirds run into car trouble while out on the town for Valentine’s Day! Looks like love is still very much in the air! Photos attached:

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    Married Hollanov blow up twitter. Again.

    (Now with an additional E-rated chapter!)

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    AO3:
    #79834766
  7. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Questions arise about the timeline of the Hollander-Rozanov affair and Hollander’s sudden exit from the Montreal Metros after cryptic post: see more

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    Social media crashes out after the reveal of how long Hollanov have really been together.

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    AO3:
    #81525036
  8. Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
    Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

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    Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

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    AO3:
    #81359441
  9. Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

    Montreal Metros’ new Center, William Dubois, says the Metros aren’t intimidated by their recent loss, while former Captain, Shane Hollander-Rozanov, still literally looms large

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    A lot of people are obsessed with Shane Hollander. He's only obsessed with one person.

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    AO3:
    #80661336
  10. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Shane Hollander-Rozanov hangs up his skates for the night to sit with the other SAPs (Spouses and Partners) at tonight’s pre-season exhibition game between the Ottawa Centaurs and the Montreal Metros 👀. We’re told Shane’s other half will be on the ice tonight, so watch this space!

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    A couple instances of Ilya being exposed for the Lover Boy(tm) he is online.

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    #80390156
  11. Complex Sports @ComplexSports
    Happy Birthday to the First Husbands of Hockey, Shane and Ilya Hollander Rozanov, who shared a belated joint birthday celebration while on holiday following their historic Stanley Cup win. Read More:

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    The pictures from Hollanov's summer vacation have finally been posted. Montreal fans mourn their fumbled baddie.

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    #80333551
  12. TMZ @TMZ
    First husbands of hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, seen steamily celebrating their Stanley Cup victory in Nashville club! Videos Below:

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    Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

    Hollander finally cuts loose? Looks like hockey’s Golden Boy is finally embracing his wild side!: read more

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    Married Hollanov are out on the town celebrating their Stanley Cup win. Twitter reacts.
    (Inspired by NicOlandria's night out in Nashville!)

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    #79946946