Summary:

With his face contorted into a scowl that Rose warned him would become permanent one day, Shane opened the door to reveal one of the hottest men he had ever seen, shirtless, holding his long-lost cat. Instead of being suave or even just normal about the combination strippergram/pet deliveryman on his doorstep, Shane opted to blow it immediately. “Where the fuck have you been?” Shane yelled. A Neighbors AU in which Ilya is the annoying guy next door and Shane tries to deal with it.