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  1. The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.

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    Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

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  2. The first time Ilya does it, Shane’s kind of distracted.

    Ilya has a look on his face that’s far too solemn for the words he says. “There’s this short fucking hockey player…”

    Shane’s not fucking short, and they both know that. But then Ilya is dissing his weak backhand, and they’re also having a serious conversation about feelings and marriage. It’s not important to point out the obvious error in what he said. So Shane, pretty generously he thinks, lets it go.

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    Ilya and Shane are the same size. Ilya starts calling Shane short. Shane Reacts.

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