1 – 3 of 3 Works in you can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands

  • you can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands ×

  1. Ilya Rozanov Tests Anania's Gaydar by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • G
    • ✓

    2026-04-12

    “Name three reasons gay people need marriage equality.” Anania prompts.

    “Oh, easy.” Ilya says. “So I can marry Canadian man for citizenship.”

    “Okay, can you step into my office?” Anania turns around.

    “Okay.” Ilya turns around with them.

    “So, that’s a reason that some might say the opposition might use against gay marriage equality.”

    “They don’t want me as Canadian citizen?”

    “Well–”

    “I am national treasure. Canadians love me.”

    Shane can be heard scoffing from offscreen.
    ~
    OR: Ilya Rozanov goes on Gaydar and is interviewed by Anania to see if she can guess if he’s gay, straight, or a homophobe. She’s surprised by how well he’s doing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82962566

  2. Trying to Guess if Shane Hollander is Gay, Straight, or a Homophobe | Gaydar by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • G
    • ✓

    2026-04-11

    “Name three lesbian artists.”

    “Artists? Like painters?”

    Anania chuckles. “Sure if you know any of those off the top of your head.”

    Shane looks at her with wide eyes.

    “Okay, I meant like, musicians, actors, entertainers.” Anania prompts him.

    “Oh,” Shane’s expression remains tinged with uncertainty. “Uh, do athletes count?”

    “No, I want to see if you know anything beyond sports.”

    “Okay, um…” Shane looks all around as if the answer might appear from around a tree. “Uh….”

    “Oh, honey.” Anania shook her head. “The bar is so low.”
    ~
    OR: Shane Hollander goes on Gaydar and is interviewed by Anania to see if she can guess if he’s gay, straight, or a homophobe. It goes about as badly as you’d expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,842
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82886671

  3. Five People Who Kept Their Mouths Shut + 1 That Did Not Have Any Chill by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • G
    • ✓

    2026-03-16

    Hollander and Rozanov do their best to keep their relationship private, but there are some instances along the way where people figure out their secret.
    The Hotel Security Guard
    The Nurse
    The Server
    The Make-up Stylist
    The Referee
    + Fucking Brad
    Here's the story of five times someone found out the truth and kept their mouths shut, and the fallout for the one person who didn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,577
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80156931