Summary:

“Name three lesbian artists.”

“Artists? Like painters?”

Anania chuckles. “Sure if you know any of those off the top of your head.”

Shane looks at her with wide eyes.

“Okay, I meant like, musicians, actors, entertainers.” Anania prompts him.

“Oh,” Shane’s expression remains tinged with uncertainty. “Uh, do athletes count?”

“No, I want to see if you know anything beyond sports.”

“Okay, um…” Shane looks all around as if the answer might appear from around a tree. “Uh….”

“Oh, honey.” Anania shook her head. “The bar is so low.”
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OR: Shane Hollander goes on Gaydar and is interviewed by Anania to see if she can guess if he’s gay, straight, or a homophobe. It goes about as badly as you’d expect.