Rating:
Archive Warning:
Category:
Fandom:
Relationship:
Character:
Additional Tags:
Collections:
Language:
English
Series:
Part 1 of Shane Hollander is a slut
Stats:
Published:
2026-02-24
Updated:
2026-09-16
Words:
506,097
Chapters:
47/?
Added here:
2026-10-30

Shane Hollander is a Slut

Summary:

Shane Hollander comes out and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
All-stars circle like it's free agency and he’s the only contract available.
DMs combust. Rival captains get bold.
Connections start forming faster than anyone can keep up.
The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in multiple time zones.
It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
Or:
Shane Hollander comes out and discovers freedom can look like a lot of things.
Sometimes it looks like sex across time zones.
Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league.
Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.
Shane Hollander is having a great time.
This fic is loud, messy, and sometimes a little ridiculous until it isn’t.

Shane-centric.
Multiple partners/poly dynamics.
Character studies of many different men.
Finding queer joy and community.
Autism, mental illness, and different attachment styles.
Or as I like to say..
A slow emotional horror story inside a romcom porno.


Files & versions

FormatAs ofChaptersWordsSizeUploadedNotes
EPUB current 2026-09-16 47/? 506,097 12.5 MB 2026-10-30
Shane_Hollander_is_a.epub
Read Download
EPUB 2026-04-23 29/? 256,291 9.3 MB 2026-10-30
  • 29 chapters (now 47)
  • 256,291 words
  • Didn't have yet: Multi
  • Had: Power Bottom Shane Hollander, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Casual Sex, Multiple Partners, Unhinged Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Is a Menace, Ilya Rozanov Learns Consequences, Ilya Rozanov Is About To Make It Everyone’s Problem, Bisexual Hayden Pike, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Consensual Rough Sex, Demisexuality, Sexual Freak Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Sexual Awakening, Mateo Alvarez Is Very Encouraging, Exhibitionism, Butt Plugs, Good Friend Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Voyeurism, Angst and Feels, Everyone Loves Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Has Feelings, Non-Traditional Relationships, Complicated Relationships, Identity Issues, complicated feelings, Slut Shaming, Redemption, Social Media, Texting, Twitter, RPF
  • Didn't have yet: Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Ilya Rozanov Needs Therapy, Slow Redemption (Not Immediate), Toxic Relationships, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, queer joy, Sex Positive, Found Family, Dubious Consent, Consensual Non-Monogamy, Communication, Therapy, identity exploration, Mutual Caretaking, Ilya Rozanov Is About To Make It Everyone's Problem, Additional Warnings in Author's Note, Polyamory Means Polyamory, Mateo Is Not Going Anywhere, Barebacking, Healthy Relationships, Domestic Fluff, Emotional Sex, Shane Hollander in love with people who aren't Ilya Rozanov, Long-Distance Relationship, RPF MENTIONS IN CHAPTERS 28 29 31 33 44, Brief Mention of Underage Masturbation in Chapter 45, The Entire NHL Is Protective of Shane Hollander, Homophobia, Media Harassement, Autistic Meltdown
Shane Hollander is a Slut - misplacedmetaphor.epub
Read Download

Add another version or format

Newer downloads become the “current” version automatically (based on their update date and chapter count). MOBI/AZW3 files are stored here too.