Summary:

“Cap needs to get laid more,” Drapeau muttered.

“Cap needs to get laid, period,” Comeau added.

“Dude, I bet he’s still a virgin.” Drapeau said with a snort. “You think he’s ever even seen a woman naked?”

A couple of players standing around them chuckled.

Shane felt his jaw tighten. He wanted to respond. Tell them off. Stand up for himself. But he couldn’t. Because there was some truth to what they were saying.

He did need to get laid more.

 
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Or, Shane Hollander hasn’t seen Ilya Rozanov in three months. Which means he hasn’t gotten laid in three months.