Summary:

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[picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.

CENS WIN

OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF

[video, 15 seconds]

The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.

ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.

Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.

[Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!

 

Or: During Shane's first season in Ottawa, Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.