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   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-04-01

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Anxious Shane Hollander
   • Bottom Shane Hollander
   • Sexual Repression
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • Shane Hollander Has a Dildo
   • Well not technically but I guess he will soon
   • No Spoilers for Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers)

   What kind of dildo did he want? Should it have some kind of texture? Or would it be better to go for something smooth and sleek? Would that make it easier? What colour should it be? Is it gayer if his dildo has balls? He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. Okay. What the fuck am I doing?

   Or: Shane Hollander, who is definitely still straight, attempts to buy a dildo. For research purposes of course.

   Just a silly mini oneshot of our boy Shane being his neurotic self :)

   • Part 4 of SnailyMaily HR fics

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