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    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-06-16

    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76335236
  2. shane: ok so ur an intruder and you sneak into my house while im sleeping on the night of my birthday and torture me sexually for hours ilya: shane- shane: and you fuck my mouth and cum in it then duct tape it shut so i have no choice but to swallow it

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    1
    AO3:
    #84652316
  3. Ilya looks at him, brushing more of his hair back while Shane holds the baby to his chest, kissing the top of his little head. "You did it." "I did it," Shane breathes. "He's perfect." "You're both perfect," Ilya says. "This is the best thing you could have ever done for my birthday, Shane. Thank you." or: shane gives ilya the best birthday present

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    AO3:
    #82407316
  4. Ilya's birthday present with Shane pregnant and on his knees - let's just say best birthday ever.

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    AO3:
    #76993776
  5. “So,” Ilya starts, drumming his fingers on his knees. “You want tuna melt when we get home?” “What?” Shane says, distracted. “We just had dinner.” “Yes,” Ilya says. “But you had children’s portion.” Shane sends him an incredulous look. “I had two servings.” “Of baby food.” “Ilya.” “Shane.” Shane sighs. “Can we not do this? Please.” Unfortunately for Shane, they must do this. Or: Shane's restrictive eating versus Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov.

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    3 versions
    AO3:
    #75597311