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1. brat(va) summer by Anonymous

   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-09-27

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Alexei Rozanov | Andrei Rozanov & Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Alexei Rozanov
   • Bratva Ilya Rozanov
   • Crime Scene Cleaner Shane Hollander
   • Crime Scene Cleaner AU
   • like the video game lmao
   • locations very much inspired by specific levels
   • no one is more surprised than me about how fun alexei turned out to be in this
   • a bit freak4freak but not in the normal sexy way
   • more in a 'i find your crime scenes charmingly creative' way
   • i am begging you not to take this fic seriously
   • all murder victims are conveniently terrible assholes
   • bc this is a bratva romcom
   • Depressed Ilya Rozanov
   • i'm going to tag
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • but for the record he is not aware of it
   • every character is a bit cheerfully amoral
   • i cannot stress enough they flirt over dead bodies
   • wingman alexei rozanov
   • again: no one is more surprised than me
   • Mutual Pining
   • descriptions of murder scenes

   Ilya is a Bratva hitman, and Shane is his crime scene cleaner. When Shane finally pays off his debts and signals his intentions to leave, Ilya has only the summer to convince him to stay.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,704

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Files:

   1

   AO3:

   #93347241