Summary:

Today must have been national 'Ilya talks all day long' day because from the moment they woke up, his husband had yapped his ear off to the point that Shane with all the love in the world playfully suggested that his husband talk their pup's ears off. Except there was just one problem with that — she was still in his belly (lucky girl). Ilya took that as a literal challenge as he normally would so it wasn't that outlandish that he had started talking to his belly…about everything. Everything.