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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

HOLY FUCK

7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes