Summary:

Ilya Rozanov does not make it two weeks on Zoloft before the worst side effect hits hard and fast.

or,

“Barrett, I fucked up,” he says.

“Roz?” Barrett sounds dazed.

“I fucked up,” he repeats, and he realizes how drunk he sounds. He’s in so much trouble he almost hangs up.

“Roz, what's going on,” Barrett says.

Bozhe, he’s going to have to say the words.

Now with part two, featuring buckwheat pancakes, psychiatry for millionaires, important conversations, and Troy and Ilya’s worst “your mom” joke.