Summary:

Scott can’t stand Ilya Rozanov. Sure, Rozanov is a generational wunderkind, but he’s also annoying as hell and always ready with a chirp.

“Do you have a spot in the nursing home yet, Hunter? I am hearing from my grandma they go fast!”

“Are you getting tired? It must be past your bedtime already!”

“What kind of skating is that? Is your arthritis acting up again?”

Scott’s age is Rozanov’s favorite topic, but now that Scott has come out, he shudders to think about what Rozanov will throw at him this season.

Or, 5 times Rozanov makes fun of Scott for being old, and 1 time he makes fun of Scott for being gay.