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1. The Lumberjack Who Saved Me by larold

   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-01-11

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Unnamed Uber Driver (I call him Ted)
   • Shane Hollander Speaks Russian
   • its a secret tho
   • idk is this crack?
   • shane and ilya are in love
   • but they cant tell each other that
   • Trashy Romance Novels
   • Dirty Talk
   • No Angst
   • dont ask me where this fits in the timeline
   • i have no clue where in canon this lives
   • no beta we die like men
   • came up with this idea wrote it in a few hours and now here we are
   • ooc (they talk about feelings)

   Except Shane just sighs, hanging his head shyly and rubs the back of his neck, “I…I didn’t mean to leave that out, you got here early last night, surprised me so I just threw it down there, god, this is uh, not how I imagined you would find out.” “Find out what?” Ilya breathes. “That I’ve been learning Russian since the first time I sucked you dick.” It’s unusually brave of Hollander, and Ilya can’t help feeling that the normal roles they play have been severely flipped. ~~~ Caught reading a trashy Russian romance novel, Shane and Ilya behave exactly as expected (they fuck about it)

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   English

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   AO3:

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