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1. (We Could Be) Something Great by Anonymous

   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-05-21

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Montreal Voyageurs. Montreal Metros Being Assholes (Game Changers)
   • Boston Bears (Game Changers)
   • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
   • POV Ilya Rozanov
   • POV Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Idiots in Love
   • Competence Kink
   • Concussions
   • More Injuries Than I Was Expecting
   • Internalized Team Culture Is Definietly The Villain Here
   • Rivals To Lovers To Possibly Manslaughter
   • This Is Definitely AU But Even I Don't Know The Timeline Anymore
   • This Author Really Doesn't Know How To Tag
   • Is This Is What Hurt And Eventual Comfort Looks Like
   • Some Of These Tags Should Definitely Already Exist
   • This Is About Hockey But Also Not About Hockey AtAll
   • Skating Through Emotional Damage
   • Russian Pet Names Spoken Under Arena Lights
   • Emotional Repression (Professional Level)
   • They're Going To Have To Talk About It Eventually
   • Iya Rozanov Has Entered His Villain Arc
   • Coming Out
   • Accidental Coming Out
   • Accident Acquiescence Of A Rival Captain
   • I've Been Reliably Informed That My Lagging Is Unhinged And I Now Live To Be Worthy Of It
   • Shane Hollander Canonically Speaks Russian In TLG And I Plan To Abuse The Hell Out Of That Knowledge
   • Shane Hollander Will Set Himself On Fire Before Complaining
   • The League Will Absolutely Fumble This
   • The Bears Will Not
   • It's Not Kidnapping If He Consents First
   • (it kinda is)
   • himbos
   • I Swear There Was Supposed To Be Plot In Here Somewhere
   • Apparently I need to add that this is not AI
   • Which Is So Bizarre To Me But Okay (Affectionate)
   • the author is british
   • Which Apparently Now Needs To Be Added As A Warning For Some People
   • The Characters Are OCC…That’s Kinda The Point (Apparently Also Needs To Be Added As A Warning)
   • Please Stop Assuming I’m Enough Of An Adult To Have An Update Schedule
   • Take Two
   • Artos and Luke Are Roomates
   • Good Friend Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • The OCs Are Still My Favourite
   • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Player Shane Hollander
   • They Share One Brain Cell And Shane Is Hoarding It
   • Shane Hollander Needs To Be Bitten Affectionately
   • Ilya Rozanov Bites As A Love Language And You Can Fight Me On That
   • Ilya Would Kill For Him But More Importantly He Would Sit Still For Him
   • Possessive Behaviour But In A Romantic Way?
   • “I Hate Everyone” “Everyone?” “Obviously Not Shane Don’t Be Stupid”
   • They’re Each Other’s Worst Coping Mechanism
   • The Word Count Isn't Actually That Long It's Just Overinflated Because I'm Shit At Coding

   When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

   Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

   • Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great

   Language:

   English

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   230,038

   Chapters:

   13/?

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