Summary:

Shane Hollander is anxious. He thinks he might have been tense since the day he was born, and it shows. He’s constantly rolling his shoulders or massaging some limb that he just can’t rid of soreness or tension. He is Shane Hollander, of course, so he’s seen the best massage therapists that money can buy, but nothing ever seems to stick. He’ll get a week or two of relief, but he’ll always feel the tension seeping back in. It’s always worse when he has more interviews or shoots, which makes it obvious to Shane that he needs to cut back, but it isn’t that simple.