Summary:

“We’re lovers.” Rozanov offered.

“What the fuck?” Hayden said.

Shane groaned. “Stop saying that, oh my God!”

“What? Is not true?”

“You two. You’re like- together?” Drapeau asked, his eyes flickering between the two of them.

“Christ, I’m gonna be sick.” Hayden said faintly.

Shane’s head reared back and Rozanov immediately stood. “Then fucking leave, Pike.”

Hayden realised what he’d said and held his hands up, a look of panic on his face. “No. No, I didn’t mean- Shane I’m fine with you being gay, I swear-“

Rozanov rolled his eyes. “Someone give this man a medal-“

“For fuck's sake, Ilya-“

(post-ilya moving to ottawa, hayden, jj & drapeau go to the cottage and find someone unexpected)