Summary:

"Were you actually roofied one time?" Shane asks. "Because that's a shitty fucking joke if not, and if you were-" He huffs again, but it is a different huff, one not cute enough to make the Top 10 list because it is venturing unpleasantly close to the territory of Shane being actually annoyed, and Ilya doesn't like that nearly as much. Or at all, really. "Is this for real?"