You'd wanna avoid a hate crime if you could.

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  1. CLIFF: I think my rookie may be one of yours.
    ILYA: Russian?
    CLIFF: No, dumbass. Gay.

    Marlow accidently helps Ilya add to his collection of hockey queers.

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  2. ILYA: Do we know anyone in Seattle?
    SCOTT: Why?
    SHANE: Because we played them last night and now Ilya is convinced their second line wingers are fucking.

    Sequel to Gotta catch ‘em all that probably can be read as a standalone and definitely doesn't need to exist.

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