Summary:

“Some useless gossip site posted a story about Rozanov,” Hayden finally explained, turning to him. “A tell-all interview with one of his latest conquests. It was a bit… well… sensational.” “...Sensational?” Shane repeated, dumbly. Was that his voice? Did he sound like that? Hayden grimaced, but JJ heroically stepped in. “She said his dick is so big she cried,” he said, simply, as if he had not just upended Shane’s entire life with a total of nine words. “And not cried in the fun way.” In the fun way. Oh dear.