Summary:

Being famous means that a lot of people develop certain perceptions of you. Ilya Rozanov generally doesn't mind this. He has, after all, spent years curating that very perception. He minds it a lot more when people have certain misunderstandings about his husband, and sets out to rectify them in his signature chaotic way. --- Or; 4 times Ilya taught the world about his husband, and one time Shane did.