Summary:

“You smoke,” Shane says, amused. He fumbles with finding the ledge on the cap to snap it off and get the joint. He ends up just squeezing the top of the tube until it pops open. Ilya watches him take out the joint and hold it between two fingers to his lips. Ilya pinches the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Yes, I smoke” he starts, “but I do not do drugs.” aka Ilya gets high and unexpectedly soft plus a bonus cat