Summary:

Shane and Ilya roll up to the Metros' stadium together. In Ilya's sports car. For God and all the world to see. AKA: bring your hockey boyfriend to work day. AKA: you remember that one scene in Twilight where Edward rolls up to school in his silver Volvo and Bella steps out all nervous and timid, and Edward just wraps his arm around her, sunglasses on, fucks left at the doorstep? It's that, but a Metros vs. Centaurs game.